Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Tea is way better than coffee...and you are way more offensive that 4consideration.... and that is saying a lot.

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you're making coffee out to be superior to tea. Tea is WAAY better than coffee!

No way. Tea is OK. (No extra charge for the rhyme. )

Coffee is one of the most delightful and delicious beverage, ever to exist. It is definitely better than tea. I think you know that and you're just pretending not to!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

No way. Tea is OK. (No extra charge for the rhyme. )

Coffee is one of the most delightful and delicious beverage, ever to exist. It is definitely better than tea. I think you know that and you're just pretending not to!

I can only drink coffee with a shedload of milk and sugar in it. So I'm offended you're not making me a cappuccino.

 

[crossfire]

I can only drink coffee with a shedload of milk and sugar in it. So I'm offended you're not making me a cappuccino.

I can do that!

Tea is way better than coffee...and you are way more offensive that 4consideration.... and that is saying a lot.

Jello for you, oh, soar-throated dude!

I can't believe you didn't offer them to me. Why didn't you offer them? I coulda used 'em!

I gotcha covered!

Now, let's see whom I offend by having left them out!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well I'm offended

 

[Wu Wei]

Jello for you, oh, soar-throated dude!

I'm offended because I HATE JELLO!!!!! and now that I have a headache as well if I were to eat JELLO...it would only make my headache worse....how offensive...trying to make me feel worse when I do not feel well already...

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I love you crossfire and I'm offended you made me type that.

 

[crossfire]

I'm offended because I HATE JELLO!!!!! and now that I have a headache as well if I were to eat JELLO...it would only make my headache worse....how offensive...trying to make me feel worse when I do not feel well already...

Dude, you wrestle in the jello. I'm offended that you didn't know that.

 

[Wu Wei]

Dude, you wrestle in the jello. I'm offended that you didn't know that.

You too are delusional and your delusions are offensive....I NEVER wrestle in jello...it is disgusting...I only wrestle in mud

 

[crossfire]

You too are delusional and your delusions are offensive....I NEVER wrestle in jello...it is disgusting...I only wrestle in mud

Suit yourself. You can subdue the slimy stuff internally, rather than externally.
(I wish you a speedy recovery anyways, whether you are offended by it or not.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Thank You...and I am offended that your post elicited gratitude from me

 

[crossfire]

Thank You...and I am offended that your post elicited gratitude from me

Oh, offending yourself? You really are sick! :run:

 

[Dawud]

Your frubals offend me. 420? Really? Puff puff pass, man. Don't just sit there and hoard it to yourself.

 

[Revoltingest]

Cadging for frubals, eh?
That is so offensive!

I'll give you one anyway.
Happy!?

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are able to give him a frubal. I have been trying to give you one for a few days now on a post in a different thread, and I can't. That's not fair!

 

[Revoltingest]

I have frubal a repellant energy field!
(It's a gorgeous shade of greenish blue.)

 

[Smart_Guy]

You guys are exchanging frubals (whatever it means) leaving me out of it

I knew it... y'all don't like me

Even though I'm sweet and nice and cute and sweet and... fat...

You offend me

Boo hoo...

 

[Revoltingest]

We find you offensive!
(And I hope you find me so too.)

 

[Smart_Guy]

Cool!

I do find it offensive indeed!

I'm so happy for being offended!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your happiness makes me unhappy.
Inverse relationships are offensive!