Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Sumit]

And you will make other sic, you should consult doctor.

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that we are starting to sic each other on each other.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you want to sit on others!

 

[Sumit]

I am offended, as it's his choice. You must respect his right to freedom.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you think all rights to freedom to eat puppies, steal bacon & goose other posters must be respected!
There...I just goosed you!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you do not realize that what's good for the goose is good for the gander!

 

[Revoltingest]

There! I goosed you for being so fetchingly offensive!

 

[Sumit]

you offensively won with goose in fetching.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're goosed too!
I'm offended that you remain silent, & don't yelp when being goosed!

 

[Sumit]

Well, silence is sometimes the best answer, this is offensive as you are offended from my silence for no reason.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am deeply deeply offended that you think I've no reason for taking offense at your offensive offenses!

 

[Sumit]

CAUTION- Taking too much offense is injurious to health and offensive to others.

 

[4consideration]

Still telling us what to do and what not to do, are you? You're not the boss of me!

 

[Sumit]

Don't be so offensive, it's social service.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you offer me social service, but not room service! Where's my lunch?

 

[Sumit]

you can join them

 

[ChristineES]

I am offended by that picture you posted.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you aren't helping me paint my ceilings!

 

[ChristineES]

I am offended! I just found out that you are the one who stole my paint to paint your ceilings.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm doubly offended now! You looked up me kilt while I was painting me ceiling.
Twas bad enuf that you peeked, but then you laughed!