Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Sumit]

If you are deeply offended than you must stop offending us, that will ultimately decrease the depth of your offence.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you sport the American flag on your bikini briefs!

Hmmmm....actually, I don't mind abusing our flag, but you have the wrong
body type to prance around wearing nothing but women's undies!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would criticize another person's underwear, when you do not even wear them! (And, none of us fall for that "oh, I had no idea is was going to be so windy today, or I wouldn't have worn my kilt" thing, either!)

 

[Sumit]

Don't offend me. How can you say that he wears one. You may be wrong here.

 

[4consideration]

I might be wrong? That you would suggest such a thing is highly offensive.

 

[Sumit]

So did I said something offensive?? Well in my early school days I read that early men live in same way.

 

[Thief]

So did I said something offensive?? Well in my early school days I read that early men live in same way.

As in no bathing?

Are you digressing to comparisons of participants to apes?

Did you say something offensive?....yes you did!

And I am soooooooo offended!

 

[BSM1]

I am very offended by a part of your post but I am too offended to say what it is.

 

[Thief]

I am very offended by a part of your post but I am too offended to say what it is.

Oh no....that's not the game....
And I am soooooo offended you would participate....without participating.

Don't be so shallow!.....speak up! .....stick it out there!

 

[BSM1]

I am offended in reading your post because I have caught myself mentally saying dot dot dot dot multiple times.

 

[Thief]

I am offended in reading your post because I have caught myself mentally saying dot dot dot dot multiple times.

Oh!...so you ARE shallow!

That's ok....and you can be soooooooo offended....all you want to.

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you would consider me anything but shallow. (dot-dot-dot-dot--dang it)

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended you're complaining about stuff.

 

[StarryNightshade]

I'm offended you're complaining about stuff.

I'm offended that you are complaining about complaining!

 

[Sumit]

It's his right to complain. You object and this offends me.

 

[DreadFish]

It's his right to complain. You object and this offends me.

Though I may not agree with his objection, I stand by his right to do so! Your anti-objectionary attitude offends me!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that your new avatar looks like he has something coming out of his nose.

 

[DreadFish]

I am offended that your new avatar looks like he has something coming out of his nose.

Thats lightning! Its cool! Im offended that you think its not!

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended. And, I think itsnot!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you say Clint Eastwood is a sissy!