Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I buy expired Krusty brand imitation soap at a factory seconds outlet!
You've heard of Irish Spring? Well mine is called Scottish Funk.

 

[Thief]

That explains the smell.

I've been down wind too long.
Gotta sell the house.....take a loss.....
Gotta burn my stuff...can't sell it....

Gotta find a doctor to fix the long term effects of Scotty smell....

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya just won't admit that yer get'n ta like it!

 

[Thief]

Now that I know the source....I'll be turning it over to the proper authorities.

Lawsuits are pending.
Damages will be compensated.

 

[Revoltingest]

Squealer! Rat! Fink! Snitch! Tattler! Stoolie! Nark! Canary! Turncoat! Traitor! Informant!

 

[Thief]

Good smells make good neighbors.

As for you.....deportation seems in order.

 

[Sumit]

Good smells make good neighbors.

As for you.....deportation seems in order.

So now I know why all your neighbors are soo offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[StarryNightshade]

Your "WARNING: OFFENSIVE" sign hurts my delicate eyes! I'll sue! That's what any good American would do!

 

[atanu]

You say 'good american'? That really hurts.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[bobhikes]

A picture without words, how insulting and where are the straight edges, the ridgid form. No squares no good!

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Sumit]

Absence of Sun within the frame is offense.

 

[atanu]

You always want your son in the frame. Isn't it? It is parochial. It is offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

Wipe that self-satisfied grin off'n yer face!
Your smile makes me puke up me haggis!
And no, I won't share it with ya!

 

[4consideration]

I'll say it!

THAT'S JUST GROSS...and SELFISH!

 

[atanu]

I see no fish, ma'am. You are trying to throw dust into my eyes?

 

[4consideration]

Pardon me, sir, but if I was going to throw dust in your eyes, I would not try -- I would succeed!