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[Brickjectivity]

PIRATE!....well let me think a moment....

Sea going wench....thigh high boots.....loose fitting blouse....form fitting corset....sword in hand......

ok with me......

Black attire with silver buckles.....right?

Close enough except for some annoying details that you got wrong. You ninja are all like "We ninja do not pay any attention to pirates. It is our ninja way!" Ninjas will never saunter stylishly across a deck. Its not their ninja way. So you see, its all for naught.

 

[4consideration]

Pirate jealousy of ninjas is so unbecoming!

It doesn't do any good, anyway. It results in nothing but a lot of arrrrghh-uments!

 

[Vinayaka]

Stereotyping of pirate language again, are we? On behalf of pirates everywhere, I protest.

 

[4consideration]

Pirates don't have stereos and they don't know how to type! They just climb the mast and keep a lookout for booty!

 

[Buttercup]

Pirates don't have stereos and they don't know how to type! They just climb the mast and keep a lookout for booty!

Oh, no! Another ninja lover? That's so offensive, pirates are much better looking. Ninjas are so ugly they have to wears masks. See? >>>>:ninja:

 

[4consideration]

Oh, no! Another ninja lover? That's so offensive, pirates are much better looking. Ninjas are so ugly they have to wears masks. See? >>>>:ninja:

Well, to each his/her own. I can't force you to have good taste if you don't want to!

Here's your pirate boyfriend. :slap:

 

[Buttercup]

Well, to each his/her own. I can't force you to have good taste if you don't want to!

Here's your pirate boyfriend. :slap:

WELLLLLLLL...your boyfriend doesn't exactly look like Brad Pitt, ya know.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh no, please never show us the 'Yellow' ninja turtle ever again.

 

[Buttercup]

Oh no, please never show us the 'Yellow' ninja turtle ever again.

I'm terribly offended by your clear racism toward the color yellow. (It's burnt umber, btw) :slap:

 

[Brickjectivity]

You are prejudging me by assuming I'm racist against yellow. I have a yellow book.

 

[4consideration]

OH! So...what you're REALLY saying is that you promote Yellow Journalism.

Admit it! We can read between the lines!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am highly offended by the targeted RACIST posts in this thread

You should ALL be ashamed of yourselves you bunch of offensive bigots

 

[Brickjectivity]

Yes, they should be ashamed of themselves, but you of all people should know better than to make racist remarks.

 

[Wu Wei]

Who are you...4con.... I never make racy remarks.... get your filthy delusional mind out of the gutter

 

[4consideration]

If you are going to accuse me, at least get it right! My remarks were not racy! All I was talking about was his yellow book.

But...I guess that means all your yellow books are racy! Don't assume the same about the rest of us! Some of us have perfectly clean and modest yellow books, except Brickjectivity. His yellow book is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah....sure.... YOUR yellow book might not be racy but it sure is RACIST!!!!!

And that is MORE offensive

 

[4consideration]

It is not RACIST! How is it racist? It has nothing to do with race. BOOKS AREN'T RACES.

Brickjectivity is the one promoting yellow journals...and the yellow journalism made possible by these vile things.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your shoes do not match that outfit!
Really...must you dress so offensively when you post?
Children can see this!

 

[4consideration]

OMG! Well! I guess technically one could say that you match completely, compliments so of Mother Nature.

Now put something on! No posting in the buff!

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah.... those last couple of posts.... its so blatantly obvious.... I need not say anything.....