Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

wow man.....you guys are all so uncool and offensive...I mean chill man...peace...love and tie dye

 

[Brickjectivity]

I can't top that. I want a rematch.

 

[Thief]

can't find my matches......darn

 

[DavidFirth]

wow man.....you guys are all so uncool and offensive...I mean chill man...peace...love and tie dye

I'm offended because that van isn't as cool as Mr. Van.

 

[Thief]

still can't find my matches.

 

[DavidFirth]

The unreliability of matches is offensive. I prefer a lighter.

 

[Augustus]

The unreliability of matches is offensive. I prefer a lighter.

Suggesting that 'lighter' = better just displays your hateful racism and bigotry. I, for one, am grossly offended by your narrow-mindedness.

 

[Thief]

Found them!

hehehehehe

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by his absentmindedness and constantly losing stuff....especially matches

 

[Brickjectivity]

What if....he didn't lose his matches? What if he stole them from himself. Do you understand now why your ignorant comment is an offense to our intelligence?

 

[Wu Wei]

Do you understand that the entire premise is exceptionally silly and full of offense

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

Wash your mouth out sir, you are posting on a religious forum where loads of people have beliefs where the premise is exceptionally silly and full of offence. That's the definition of religion for goodness sake!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you think that Thief losing is matches is a religious experience

 

[DavidFirth]

I am offended that you think that Thief losing is matches is a religious experience

I'm offended by the smell of bears.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your offense is my offense.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm deeply deeply offended that you sniff bears so intimately.

 

[DavidFirth]

I'm offended because you think I intimately sniff bears.

 

[Wu Wei]

I offended because I'm a bear and you should stop smelling me....

 

[DavidFirth]

I'm offended because you ignored me for an hour plus before you replied.

 

[Wu Wei]

I offended because of your elitist attitude and you thinking I am at your beckoned call.... besides I've been inspecting picnic baskets all afternoon and I'm tired...as well as rather full