Pretty smart for morons.
Whether heaven or hell,
we make it so for ourselves.
No, Ohio just really sucks. It's flat and boring with no natural beauty. The natural beauty that existed beforehand was forest, which has mostly been destroyed to make way for endless ugly strip malls, parking lots, corporate parks, etc. There's not much to do here besides go to bars, so everyone is an alcoholic, really. The weather is crap all the time and all over the place, even within the same day. The city is more than unwalkable, it's positively anti-pedestrian (a lot of streets don't even have sidewalks or curbs), and everything is spread out. As for the people...well, I've never seen so much racism in my life before coming here - from both blacks and whites. Etc. I could go on. You can't make lemonade when you're not given lemons, but a pile of crap.
The only people who like it are people from here who never really left. Even a lot of people from here hate it and are trying to leave. Almost everyone I've met here that's from somewhere else regrets coming here.
I know you're in Michigan, though. So I can't speak to that.