Bible Codes

[SoyLeche]

"Wall Mart Evil Retail Company" - apparently the writters didnt' know that Walmart would be one word with only one l - but you've got to give them the benefit of the doubt on this one.

This is part of the Matrix. :biglaugh: How many of us are caught up in the Walmart net?
The Book of the Prophet Ezekiel 32:3Thus saith the Lord Jehovah I will spread out my net upon thee with a company of many peoples and they shall bring thee up in my net.

 

[SoyLeche]

"Wall Mart Evil Retail Company" - apparently the writters didnt' know that Walmart would be one word with only one l - but you've got to give them the benefit of the doubt on this one.

This is part of the Matrix. :biglaugh: How many of us are caught up in the Walmart net?
The Book of the Prophet Ezekiel 32:3Thus saith the Lord Jehovah I will spread out my net upon thee with a company of many peoples and they shall bring thee up in my net.

And now I'm all confused, because "wall mart good company for people" works too - with 9 matches

 

[SoyLeche]

Nothing for "Father Son Holy Ghost Trinity" - I guess that theory's debunked.

I'm going to have a lot of fun with this

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Nothing for "Father Son Holy Ghost Trinity" - I guess that theory's debunked.

I'm going to have a lot of fun with this

More than me... obviously.

I can't find a dam thing.

 

[SoyLeche]

"Dam Thing" - it's in there, with 2152 matches

 

[SoyLeche]

You just have to be patient, and use synonyms. You'll find what you want it to say sooner or later. I got it to say that Christ wasn't going to return to the Earth - and the matrix was in the part of the NT where Christ is describing what it will be like when he returns

 

[SoyLeche]

More than me... obviously.

I can't find a dam thing.

"nathan cant find dam thing" - the Bible authors knew you wouldn't be able to. They are mocking you

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Sweet!

I found one:

"Pat lied about leg press"

Gen 41.21-34

 

[SoyLeche]

Sweet!

I found one:

"Pat lied about leg press"

Gen 41.21-34

There's more to the message:

"evil pat lied about ton leg press video"

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Hey I found this:

"Soy Leche face ugly all day long"

edit: I can even add a few more adjectives!! LOL

 

[SoyLeche]

Hey I found this:

"Soy Leche face ugly all day long"

That's it - you're going down :fight:

 

[angellous_evangellous]

That's it - you're going down :fight:

"Soy Leche cute baby"

O man you got to see this... I hate to bring this message but

"Soy Leche cute baby but Leche ugly"

 

[SoyLeche]

"nate looks like dog rear end take that" - 31 matches

 

[SoyLeche]

"Soy Leche cute baby"

That probably should be "Baby Soy Leche [is] cute" - that's the gospel truth

 

[Halcyon]

"Gnostic True Path For God" - 1 match. Haha, i knew it!! :badger:
Shall i start briefing you on your new religion now, or shall we leave it till later?

"Gospel Thomas True" - 1 match. Brilliant, i love bible codes.

"Jesus Not Son God" - 934 matches.

"Judas Was Good Guy" - 12 matches. Looks like everythings coming up Gnostic! Do you yield yet?

"Mormon True Path God" - 2 matches. Uh-oh, looks like i have competition...

"Mormon Path Satan Led" - 2 matches. Well now i'm just confused :cover:

 

[angellous_evangellous]

That probably should be "Baby Soy Leche [is] cute" - that's the gospel truth

I know ... congrats!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

"Gnostic True Path For God" - 1 match. Haha, i knew it!! :badger:
Shall i start briefing you on your new religion now, or shall we leave it till later?

"Gospel Thomas True" - 1 match. Brilliant, i love bible codes.

"Jesus Not Son God" - 934 matches.

"Judas Was Good Guy" - 12 matches. Looks like everythings coming up Gnostic! Do you yield yet?

"Mormon True Path God" - 2 matches. Uh-oh, looks like i have competition...

"Mormon Path Satan Led" - 2 matches. Well now i'm just confused :cover:

You didn't get the whole message...

"Gnostic not True Path For God"

"Jesus Not Son God bad doctrine"

"Mormon not True Path God"

 

[evearael]

Good Snake offer apple
Good Eve eat apple
... that settles that.

 

[Halcyon]

You didn't get the whole message...

"Gnostic not True Path For God"

"Jesus Not Son God bad doctrine"

"Mormon not True Path God"

Whoa there Angellous, neither did you;

Gnostic Not True Path God Evil Idea - 1 match

Jesus Not Son God Bad Doctrine False - 4 matches

Frank God This World - 2 matches. I don't know who Frank is, but i bet He's ****** at this Yahweh dude.

Spider Man Hates Water - 1 match. Fascinating. The things we go through our lives not knowing...

 

[Ody]

I love urban myths. Who doesn't?

The bible code makes me laugh.