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Secret Chief
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Not even in the jokes forum?
Putting pineapple on a pizza can only be the work of the devil. Or mcdonalds.
Secret Chief
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Not me. @JustGeorge farted.
Martin
Spam, wonderful spam (bloody vikings!)
Yes, it did come from that direction.
Secret Chief
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Exactly.
Putin's secret advisor? 
Martin
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Putin's secret advisor?
No, I think that's Doctor Evil.
Secret Chief
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No one made you eat all those beans.
No, but you ate all the rest of my food(obviously, from the amount of dirty dishes you left), so what was I supposed to eat?
The soundtrack of the movie Death Wish 2 was written by Jimmy Page, with the theme song entitled "Who's To Blame?"
That cruel game
Where the winners join the losers
In the blame
Who's to blame
When the love light dips and fades
Who's to blame
Both feel the innocence
Neither of them ever felt the blame
A cryin' shame
To destroy what's only half-built, whos to blame
A picture frame, where you can still see them together!
Who's to blame
That cruel game
Where the winners join the losers
In the blame
And now the flame
Burns down for two in love...
Both feel they're innocent
Neither of them ever felt the blame
A day of frame, for all to see in black and white
Who's to blame?
She has his name, that just powdered night living
He's to blame
Who's to blame, who's to blame...
Actually, the soundtrack wasn't bad, but the movie was lousy. Who's to blame for that?
That cruel game
Where the winners join the losers
In the blame
Who's to blame
When the love light dips and fades
Who's to blame
Both feel the innocence
Neither of them ever felt the blame
A cryin' shame
To destroy what's only half-built, whos to blame
A picture frame, where you can still see them together!
Who's to blame
That cruel game
Where the winners join the losers
In the blame
And now the flame
Burns down for two in love...
Both feel they're innocent
Neither of them ever felt the blame
A day of frame, for all to see in black and white
Who's to blame?
She has his name, that just powdered night living
He's to blame
Who's to blame, who's to blame...
Actually, the soundtrack wasn't bad, but the movie was lousy. Who's to blame for that?
Secret Chief
Vetted Member
I was trying find something that actually tasted nice but gave up in the end.
...you know you have to cook the food, right?
Raw flour... well, no. It doesn't taste very nice. An I imagine those rice noodles were...crunchy.
Secret Chief
Vetted Member
Hang on, I'm not the one in the salwar kameez.
Secret Chief
Vetted Member
That's just a sock puppet of mine.
I deny everything and demand proof! {I will accept offerings of pineapple pizza with jalapenos.}
Are you saying you prefer to wear a sari?
psst! If you add a small can of green chiles to your brownie batter, it will make them extra delicious! Shhhhh.......who do you think?
Though that'll get him brownie points with some.
I hear he likes brownies.
I've got a bag of habaneros and a bag of Bird's Eye chilies, too... I'll throw those in the food processor to blend them too, to make the batter extra special!