Blame Secret Chief

[Secret Chief]

Keep up the good work!

Brains and brawn eh?

 

[JustGeorge]

Brains and brawn eh?

You must be talking about me.

 

[Secret Chief]

You must be talking about me.

Er yeah sure, whatever.

 

[crossfire]

Why do my red cabbage rolls with the diced stewed tomatoes look like the scene of a mermaid massacre? Blame @Secret Chief !

 

[Quagmire]

I think this thread is just a classic example of SCDS: Secret Chief Dearrangement Syndrome.

*Edit: which is also his fault btw.

 

[JustGeorge]

Why do my red cabbage rolls with the diced stewed tomatoes look like the scene of a mermaid massacre? Blame @Secret Chief !

He really does mess up dinner, doesn't he.

I think this thread is just a classic example of SCDS: Secret Chief Dearrangement Syndrome.

*Edit: which is also his fault btw.

Not surprised, not surprised.

 

[crossfire]

He really does mess up dinner, doesn't he.

Not surprised, not surprised.

I'll post a picture of them when they come out of the oven and we can blame anyone's resulting PTSD on Secret Chief!

 

[Wu Wei]

My smart phone lost all its notes, and can no longer update apps... I now know who to blame... @Secret Chief And while I'm at it, why did Secret Chief break my favorite travel mug?

 

[JustGeorge]

I wish he wouldn't get the kids so damned wound up at night.

 

[crossfire]

Why do my red cabbage rolls with the diced stewed tomatoes look like the scene of a mermaid massacre? Blame @Secret Chief !

Warning: you can't unsee this once you've seen it! (Although this batch doesn't look quite as disturbing as others I've made)

Spoiler

 

[JustGeorge]

Warning: you can't unsee this once you've seen it! (Although this batch doesn't look quite as disturbing as others I've made)

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What's in them?

 

[Quagmire]

Warning: you can't unsee this once you've seen it! (Although this batch doesn't look quite as disturbing as others I've made)

Spoiler

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Now I know what hell looks like.

 

[crossfire]

What's in them?

Golumpki (aka porcupine meatballs)
Except with red cabbage instead of green and seasoned diced stewed tomatoes instead of tomato soup.

 

[ChristineM]

I just walked through the kitchen door and "yeowl"
One of the cats was sprawled out just around the corner, I'd trodden on one of his paws.
He seems ok, not limping but is staying out of my way.
It's @Secret Chief's fault.

 

[Tomef]

I just got done making lunch. It seems as if someone had gone in there and dirtied almost every dish I own... so much clean up.

I live in a house with a family of 5, 3 of whom are children. I got to thinking... who could be making this mess? Logically, it can only be from one source... I know you're thinking it, too...

@Secret Chief .

I can think of no other culprit.

I'm sure he's done misdeeds at your house, too...

What can you blame @Secret Chief for?

Your logic is indisputable. Any doubts will be the fault of @Secret Chief .

 

[Tomef]

For years I have been trying to find someone to blame for all the things that cannot possibly be my fault. That delay, I now realise, is also @Secret Chief ’s fault (like everything else).

 

[Revoltingest]

I have no sex toys!
I blame Secret Chef.

 

[Secret Chief]

And a happy Sunday to you all, you ********.

 

[Secret Chief]

Thing is - who can I blame?

 

[JustGeorge]

Thing is - who can I blame?

I'm eager to see who you come up with.