Secret Chief
Very strong language
By morning there'll just be the cat left. Oh, and Johnson of course; still taking that full responsibility thing.
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Boris Johnson - let's see how he and his government performs....
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exchemist
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My brother and I are planning champagne and a symbolic pork pie when he goes. The latter for 2 reasons: (i) the "Pork Pie Plot", which started the letters going in to Graham Brady and (ii), the Cockney rhyming slang for Bozo's preferred style of communication.
We could I suppose have planned cake, on the basis that he has been undone by being "pro cake and pro eating it" - on his birthday in No. 10. That must give Donald Tusk a dry chuckle, too.
exchemist
Veteran Member
Don't you mean Dylan the dog?
The one that used to hump Rumpelstiltskin's leg - before he went off on that eye-testing jaunt.
He wouldn't know responsibility if it invited him to a party
Secret Chief
Very strong language
My brother and I are planning champagne and a symbolic pork pie when he goes. The latter for 2 reasons: (i) the "Pork Pie Plot", which started the letters going in to Graham Brady and (ii), the Cockney rhyming slang for Bozo's preferred style of communication.
We could I suppose have planned cake, on the basis that he has been undone by being "pro cake and pro eating it" - on his birthday in No. 10. That must give Donald Tusk a dry chuckle, too.
"One senior Tory MP said the departure of Mirza smacked of “the last days of Rome,” suggesting the number of no confidence letters may now be approaching the threshold of 54 that would trigger a no confidence vote.
If Johnson lost such a vote, which could be held within days, his premiership would be over."
- Four Johnson aides quit in fallout from Downing Street parties
Secret Chief
Very strong language
Wot no cat?!Don't you mean Dylan the dog?
The one that used to hump Rumpelstiltskin's leg - before he went off on that eye-testing jaunt.
exchemist
Veteran Member
Oh there may be in the office.
But in Bozo's flat there is this oversexed dog. Well, two actually.
Secret Chief
Very strong language
Well if he ******* Dirty Dom's leg he's alright by me.Oh there may be in the office.
But in Bozo's flat there is this oversexed dog. Well, two actually.
Secret Chief
Very strong language
The one about to lend us some of our own money?
"More than half of the support package was "effectively a loan" "
- Rishi Sunak defends response as energy bills soar
exchemist
Veteran Member
The image it conjures up is hilarious! There is nobody on this planet who takes himself as seriously as Rumpelstiltskin. Nor is there anyone so permanently angry. So just imagine how he must have reacted!Well if he ******* Dirty Dom's leg he's alright by me.
The image it conjures up is hilarious! There is nobody on this planet who takes himself as seriously as Rumpelstiltskin. Nor is there anyone so permanently angry. So just imagine how he must have reacted!
Aww come on, he loved it.
Martin
Spam, wonderful spam (bloody vikings!)
Yes, it's like you have a lot of people struggling to pay existing debts, then you lend them more money. Weird.
As for the council tax rebate for fuel costs, I reckon most of that will be wiped out by the annual increase in council tax, which has been really high in recent years. Meh!
Martin
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I would vote for Smiley Sunak as a replacement for Bozo. Though I find him a bit smarmy at times.
Only a bit?.. at times?.. i find him smarmy a lot and all the time. But still, in all probability a far better person than bozo boris
exchemist
Veteran Member
But, er, hang on a minute. There is no such thing as government money. It's all our money, is it not?
Secret Chief
Very strong language
I thought that, but deferred to the greater wisdom of the Institute for Fiscal Studies! Maybe Sunak's dipped into his own pockets.
Secret Chief
Very strong language
Funny, depressing, the truth. (Therefore contains strong language)
Kooky
Freedom from Sanity
Well, no - you gave it to your government, remember?
exchemist
Veteran Member
Yes. My government. Since this is a democracy.
exchemist
Veteran Member
What did the IFS have to say?