Bug off!!!! Go away!!! Stay out!!!

[MysticSang'ha]

Time for chat and coffee!

 

[Sunstone]

Please have the decency to face facts as they are: No one wants you in chat right now. No one!

 

[Smart_Guy]

So, umm, how do I register?

Or is it for higher management only?

 

[crossfire]

So, umm, how do I register?

Or is it for higher management only?

Just type the username you want to use in the space provided, and leave the password space empty

 

[Smart_Guy]

Cool, thanks.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I'm in chat waking up. It's about time since it's almost time for lunch.

Please don't come into chat. I'm half naked and not making any sense right now.

 

[crossfire]

I'm in chat waking up. It's about time since it's almost time for lunch.

Please don't come into chat. I'm half naked and not making any sense right now.

Big squishy hugs!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Heading to chat. Care to join?

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I'm posting smilies. A lot.

You know you want to see it. Admit it. You know you want to.

 

[Sunstone]

I'm alone in chat with Heather and she's trying to engage me in penis fencing with a strap on!!! Gawd help me! She's winning!

 

[MoonWater]

Must I spend my new years eve alone?

 

[Sunstone]

Don't click on this link to chat! Stay away!!!!

 

[Sunstone]

Smart Guy and I are having a nice, quiet conversation. Do Not Interrupt Us! If you do, you'll be messing with US - Saudi Diplomacy.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Yeah...

Um, what Sun said above...

 

[Sunstone]

There's a party going on in chat and it's private. No one else allowed! Now, beat it!

 

[Leftimies]

You are all so obnoxious, making a hazzle out of chat! Bleh...bleh!

I refuse to believe it is anything special! I refuse to accept any such possibility! I would've heard of it by now. I would've been invited!

 

[Sunstone]

You are all so obnoxious, making a hazzle out of chat! Bleh...bleh!

I refuse to believe it is anything special! I refuse to accept any such possibility! I would've heard of it by now. I would've been invited!

OK OK OK if you're gonna be that way about it, then we'd love to have you join us. To log on, clear the password field first, and type in your username.

We'll all be waiting with beating hearts. Satisfied?

 

[Smart_Guy]

Wow, I honestly only read the word "beating" ha ha

So be careful there

 

[Sunstone]

Come on, Leftimies! We need you to elevate the tone of the conversation! Everyone is discussing nothing but their armpit hair at the moment. We desperately need you!!!

 

[Leftimies]

I am offended! Heartbroken! This....outright ignorance of my feelings! I have never been so hurt! Not even when my mom threw me out of the 5th floor when I was a kid! Don't bother to wait!!!!!

*Dramatically runs away*