Buy My First Post for $1000

[Shadow Wolf]

Only $1000 for something so ancient? That is a bargain!

I may auction my own first post off then.

 

[Revoltingest]

I may auction my own first post off then.

I bid 2 hairs from @Wu Wei.

 

[Revoltingest]

In the news....
People's Expensive NFTs Keep Vanishing. This Is Why

 

[Thief]

So, fellow posters, I'm offering my first post on RF
for the bargain price of a mere pittance....$1000.
Any takers?

does it smell like old haggis?

no thanks

 

[Revoltingest]

does it smell like old haggis?

no thanks

For an extra $500, I could provide a digital scent.
Old haggis is your goal?

 

[ChristineM]

@Revoltingest

Have you still not offloaded your first post yet? I am very disappointed with your salespersonship.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest

Have you still not offloaded your first post yet? I am very disappointed with your salespersonship.

The opening bid was a half eaten ham sammich.
Bidding will increase from there.

 

[ChristineM]

The opening bid was a half eaten ham sammich.
Bidding will increase from there.

Have you actually checked with admin if a property transfer is doable yet!

 

[Wu Wei]

The opening bid was a half eaten ham sammich.
Bidding will increase from there.

I offered to consider paying you $1000 but you would need to first pay me $2000 for me to consider it

 

[Revoltingest]

Have you actually checked with admin if a property transfer is doable yet!

Actually, I'm thinking of selling them off too...if this sale
is successful. How much would you pay for @Quagmire?
And for today's bargain slightly damaged factory second
special...@lewisnotmiller.

 

[ChristineM]

Actually, I'm thinking of selling them off too...if this sale
is successful. How much would you pay for @Quagmire?
And for today's bargain slightly damaged factory second
special...@lewisnotmiller.

Depends if they are house trained, if they are do you give change for a euro

 

[Thief]

not worth stealing

 

[Revoltingest]

Depends if they are house trained, if they are do you give change for a euro

We have Covid protocols that prohibit giving change.

 

[Stevicus]

Depends if they are house trained, if they are do you give change for a euro

Is this what Euros look like?

 

[ChristineM]

Is this what Euros look like?

Similar

But i was think more along the lines of

pretty much the same value as a dollar

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Revoltingest]

I offered to consider paying you $1000 but you would need to first pay me $2000 for me to consider it

I already sent you....

 

[Wu Wei]

I already sent you....

And I told you, I want official US currency, although I would also accept 1,702 Euros or 13,107 Yuan....I do not accept Revoltinstan Wacky bucks

 

[Revoltingest]

And I told you, I want official US currency, although I would also accept 1,702 Euros or 13,107 Yuan....I do not accept Revoltinstan Wacky bucks

It has a dead President.
What more do ya want, ya thieving, grasping, lusting,
robbing, double dealing, money grubbing, chisler!

 

[Stevicus]

And I told you, I want official US currency, although I would also accept 1,702 Euros or 13,107 Yuan....I do not accept Revoltinstan Wacky bucks

Just as long as the money is clean.