Like one poster said, I’m not sure if the opening statement really needs to be answered. Sounds more like an anti-religion statement.
What is my warp? Religion exists to answer 4 great existential questions:
1. Who am I?
2. Why am I here?
3. What does it all mean?
4. What is going to happen to me when I die?
Since most people are uncomfortable with not having rock solid answers to these 4 existential questions, they make up stories in order to make themselves feel better. We call these stories religion. How am I doing so far? It doesn't seem warped or that far off to me.
AMPC
And I tell you, you are Peter [Greek,
Petros—a large piece of rock], and on this rock [Greek,
petra—a huge rock like Gibraltar] I will build My church, and the gates of Hades (the powers of the infernal region) shall not overpower it [or be strong to its detriment or hold out against it].
Sound like a pretty solid rock to me.
A spirit being with a creative soul that is living in a body. Usually you have a name.
To love and be loved. To have a relationship with God and to do good to your neighbor. To be proactive in building a beautiful garden of life.
3. What does it all mean?
It means you have a design, a purpose and a destiny
4. What is going to happen to me when I die?
You will be meeting the Creator where you will be discussing your future.