Can I pay you to trust me?

[Spiderman]

What if I was as rich as God and I offered you a hundred dollars an hour to pay you to trust me?

You have to trust me 40 hours a week with 30 minute lunch breaks. And I gave you polygraph tests to make sure you trust me... I'm an expert at reading facial expressions and posture that indicates mistrust.

And I was an ordained Catholic Priest who looked like this:

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After celebrating clown masses and hearing confessions, I spent my free time making popsicles for the village children, and playing with my human-sized doll named Mary Magdalene. And the rest of my time at the cemetery summoning spirits.

And I had a wooden prosthetic leg named Lucy, a pp named John the Baptist, and the three of us communicate.

Would you take the job?

Would you be good at the job?

 

[SalixIncendium]

What if I was as rich as God...

What is God's net worth?

 

[Phantasman]

What if I was as rich as God and I offered you a hundred dollars an hour to pay you to trust me?

You have to trust me 40 hours a week with 30 minute lunch breaks. And I gave you polygraph tests to make sure you trust me... I'm an expert at reading facial expressions and posture that indicates mistrust.

And I was an ordained Catholic Priest who looked like this:

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After celebrating clown masses and hearing confessions, I spent my free time making popsicles for the village children, and playing with my human-sized doll named Mary Magdalene. And the rest of my time at the cemetery summoning spirits.

And I had a wooden prosthetic leg named Lucy, a pp named John the Baptist, and the three of us communicate.

Would you take the job?

Would you be good at the job?

Sure. Pay me a hundred dollars an hour and I'll believe you. Trust me.

 

[Spiderman]

What is God's net worth?

Rumors are that he made gold and can create new gold and diamonds at all times, so idk

I heard that his streets are paved with gold and he has a golden water tower larger than earth. Only it contains grace instead of water. And he gives people golden showers!

It has to be true that he has so many other assets made of gold as well!

 

[stvdv]

What if I was as rich as God and I offered you a hundred dollars an hour to pay you to trust me?

You have to trust me 40 hours a week with 30 minute lunch breaks. And I gave you polygraph tests to make sure you trust me... I'm an expert at reading facial expressions and posture that indicates mistrust.

And I was an ordained Catholic Priest who looked like this:

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After celebrating clown masses and hearing confessions, I spent my free time making popsicles for the village children, and playing with my human-sized doll named Mary Magdalene. And the rest of my time at the cemetery summoning spirits.

And I had a wooden prosthetic leg named Lucy, a pp named John the Baptist, and the three of us communicate.

Would you take the job?

Would you be good at the job?

1) The clown is okay:"one of the better looking ones from your collection, even for me".
2) The Lucy is okay as in "The wooden prosthetic leg named Lucy"
3) The "pp" not okay as in "pp named John the Baptist"

Why 3) is not okay. I just read your previous post about "your golden shower". That is what "pp" = PeePee stands for, right?
https://www.religiousforums.com/thr...d-by-trumps-boot-licking.211056/#post-5716762

Okay, you know that I am into Shivambu, which is all about peepee of course. But for health it's best to use one's own "pp"

 

[Spiderman]

1) The clown is okay:"one of the better looking ones from your collection, even for me".
2) The Lucy is okay as in "The wooden prosthetic leg named Lucy"
3) The "pp" not okay as in "pp named John the Baptist"

Why 3) is not okay. I just read your previous post about "your golden shower". That is what "pp" = PeePee stands for, right?
https://www.religiousforums.com/thr...d-by-trumps-boot-licking.211056/#post-5716762

Okay, you know that I am into Shivambu, which is all about peepee of course. But for health it's best to use one's own "pp"

No, pp is one of the silly American terms for penis

It was a silly post...I found it fun to post. But I have a weird sense of humor.

 

[stvdv]

No, pp is one of the silly American terms for penis
It was a silly post...I found it fun to post. But I have a weird sense of humor.

I could not miss that weird sense of humor feeling. You are quite bad in hiding it

that's why I answered with the "peepee", urine, golden shower, shivambu humor.

 

[Spiderman]

Okay, you know that I am into Shivambu, which is all about peepee of course. But for health it's best to use one's own "pp"

It would be an honor to drink Geert Wilders peepee though. Thats like holy Communion with a higher power! The drink of the gods!

Okay... even I think that was a bit over the top! I could not resist! You are from the land ruled by my favorite politician in the world! .The annointed one!

 

[stvdv]

It would be an honor to drink Geert Wilders peepee though. Thats like holy Communion with a higher power! The drink of the gods!
Okay... even I think that was a bit over the top! I could not resist! You are from the land ruled by my favorite politician in the world! .The annointed one!

Yes Geert Wilders has balls, so to speak.

We have democracy in Holland. G.W party is the second biggest, but they do not allow his party. That shows how democratic politics are.

 

[Valjean]

Sure, I'd take the job.
Would I be good at it? -- I'd probably be fired within the hour.

Does the job include paid vacation days?

 

[Spiderman]

Sure, I'd take the job.
Would I be good at it? -- I'd probably be fired within the hour.

Does the job include paid vacation days?

Of course!

 

[Spiderman]

Sure, I'd take the job.
Would I be good at it? -- I'd probably be fired within the hour.

Does the job include paid vacation days?

I would not fire you in the first hour. It's okay to make mistakes in training. But if correction just wasn't working, well, you simply can't do the job.