Hey kids, what time is it?
It's slay the atheist time!
So many targets, so little axe. Let us turn to scripture -
Ecclesiastes 2:24 -
A man can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in his work. This too, I see, is from the hand of God, who can eat or find enjoyment?
NIV. What say you, atheist? Eating and drinking and enjoying your job, I mean; is there better advice? How can one honestly argue against this simple philosophy? What, what was that? Second sentence? Ain't no second sentence. The Bible is cake. How do you think there are things like sects and Bible study arising from the word of god? Ain't nothing wrong with the word of god; it's just that the minds of men are separate from one another. It's a question of resonance. Certain passages resonate more with certain individuals than others. For instance, there's always something in Ecclesiastes to deal with fundies; regardless of where said fundamentalism arises.
To further help in your re-education, let me state unequivocally that I do not believe in evolution. I accept the theory of evolution and I accept the fact of evolution, but I am not an evolutionary biologist, I am a mathematician. Unfortunately, I may have inadvertently kilt atheism. (Or, at least "strong" atheism; and it should take years for this little mishap to filter through the scientific community.) So, there's plenty of time for me to help you understand the error of your ways - so that you can become a better atheist, of course.
Clarity. Focus. Precision. Understanding. I understand the anger that the sheep inspire, and so does god. That's why Ecclesiastes is only six pages long. The fundies want to proclaim that the book represents "a life without god." Wrong. Yep, just me; versus all the fundies, and a thousand years of Bible study. Don't matter a whit to me what others believe, for I use the scientific method. What are the first three words in this particular book? Everything is meaningless. What does that mean? Before one sits down to do science, one ideally clears one's head of errata; allowing everything to become meaningless, before one makes the first meaningful observation.
Science is about what works. Bible works just fine; I simply ignore things that do not apply. (Easy, I just flipped it.)
Daniel 9:3 So I turned to the Lord God and pleaded with him in prayer and petition, in fasting, and in sackcloth and ashes,
NIV. Not me. Sackcloth? Ashes? Probably safe to assume these conditions of appeal are no longer valid necessities. Let me tell you a secret. The Bible can simultaneously be the entirely valid word of god, and a collection of ancient, irrelevant folklore. How does this magic work? When one looks into the Bible with faith, one can find only truth. When one speaks out from the Bible with false righteousness, one speaks out the side of one's neck. See, Danny up there ain't so much untrue as outdated. Happens. One book, thousands of years, billions of people... just take the truth you need, leave the rest.
What truth does an atheist need from the Bible? Seven sins were mentioned, one of which seems totally ridiculous - pride. These days, being without pride is like living out of a cardboard box in dirty clothes. So, when the dusty old codger includes a condition essential for sustenance; the double-talk is actually a clarification. Ain't no burning, ain't no deadly, ain't no sin; these things are warnings, yet the dangers are so deep and insidious, they benefit from divine codification. Your pride led you in here - just to get smacked up - and if you put aside said pride for a moment, you can learn something. Cause next time you mouth off - I'll have a whole new argument.
NIV