my point is that the Talmud says that masturbators deserve death.
But are Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, Heathens, Pagans, or any other non-Jewish religions bound by the Talmud?
Moreover, what are the criteria for joining the MPD (Masturbation Police Force)? Do they get badges and guns? Do they do strip searches? Do we get microchips implanted in our hands and privates to record this abominable act? These issues need to wanked, er I mean worked out.