Cast Out Demons

[Fool]

What Name is used to cast out demons?

38 And John answered him, saying, Master, we saw one casting out devils in thy name, and he followeth not us: and we forbad him, because he followeth not us. 39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me. 40 For he that is not against us is on our part. 41 For whosoever shall give you a cup of water to drink in my name, because ye belong to Christ, verily I say unto you, he shall not lose his reward.

 

[Neo Deist]

Not sure about Jesus, but I happen to think these names work great:

Acetaminophen
Hydrocodone
Omeprazole
Phenobarbital
Methocarbamol
Lisinopril
Rosuvastatin

Just to name a few.

 

[YmirGF]

What Name is used to cast out demons?

38 And John answered him, saying, Master, we saw one casting out devils in thy name, and he followeth not us: and we forbad him, because he followeth not us. 39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me. 40 For he that is not against us is on our part. 41 For whosoever shall give you a cup of water to drink in my name, because ye belong to Christ, verily I say unto you, he shall not lose his reward.

Ah, 1st century psychoanalysis. They were so cute back then.

 

[Nietzsche]

Not sure about Jesus, but I happen to think these names work great:

Acetaminophen
Hydrocodone
Omeprazole
Phenobarbital
Methocarbamol
Lisinopril
Rosuvastatin

The **** is this, amateur hour? ***** please.

Omeprazole? Methocarbamol? Stop wasting my time!

Hydrocodone? I said stop wasting my time!

You couldn't wake my *** up with that! If you're going to try and banish Beelzebub from this earthly plane at least break out the big guns. Morphine! Oxycontin! Fentanyl! Xanax! Carisoprodol! That'll do it. That or it'll make him forget who he is. And that's just as good, isn't it?

 

[Neo Deist]

The **** is this, amateur hour? ***** please.

Omeprazole? Methocarbamol? Stop wasting my time!

Hydrocodone? I said stop wasting my time!

You couldn't wake my *** up with that! If you're going to try and banish Beelzebub from this earthly plane at least break out the big guns. Morphine! Oxycontin! Fentanyl! Xanax! Carisoprodol! That'll do it. That or it'll make him forget who he is. And that's just as good, isn't it?

Quit trying to steal my thunder!

 

[Nietzsche]

Quit trying to steal my thunder!

ssshh. Don't be mad I'm clearly a higher level Cleric than you are.

 

[Neo Deist]

ssshh. Don't be mad I'm clearly a higher level Cleric than you are.

I'll agree with the higher part...

 

[IndigoStorm]

Demons do not exist ... what the ancients during the period that the christian bible was written thought were demons in people were simply people with psychiatric problems who for obvious reasons couldn't be diagnosed as such.