Checkmate, Evolutionists!

[fantome profane]

Damn...I thought we were playing naked twister.

*looks down*

I lose.

My straight flush always wins when I play naked twister. :faint:

 

[lewisnotmiller]

My straight flush always wins when I play naked twister. :faint:

Whereas I never seem able to avoid disappointment at the flop during naked poker.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

I thought bananas were the final nails in the coffin for evolution.

 

[The Neo Nerd]

Only if you are a kiwi with a cheesy porn star moustache.

 

[Yerda]

I thought bananas were the final nails in the coffin for evolution.

Bananas? Don't be ridiculous. The lid would never stay on.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

If evolution is true, then how come it can't explain how life started? Isn't that like building a house without a foundation? How can the house stand up without a foundation? How can the theory of evolution stand up without explaining the origins of life?

Checkmate, evolutionists!

This is why I reject Ohm's Law, too: I can't explain how electrons were formed, so all options are on the table when trying to figure out how they behave now.

 

[DreadFish]

i can't explain how electrons were formed, so all options are on the table when trying to figure out how they behave now.

God..

 

[Viker]

God..

Close, halfway is not on spot. Goddess.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I thought we were playing Risk. Can a checkmate realistically prevent my armies from an obvious impending global domination? Nep. Didn't think so.

I find the last true defence against that is 'accidentally' knocking the table over, and tipping the board.
I like to think of it as a nuclear response. Mutual Assured Destruction.

 

[atanu]

What is Physicalism, but?

 

[Kerr]

if evolution is true... Why havent my brain evolved so I can move things with my mind? Seriously, evolutionists are soooo stupid!

 

[Brickjectivity]

if evolution is true... Why havent my brain evolved so I can move things with my mind? Seriously, evolutionists are soooo stupid!

I don't know, but women do it all the time.

 

[samosasauce]

Umm well that doesn't mean that evolution never happened... how does that relate to the actual process of evolution?

 

[idav]

if evolution is true... Why havent my brain evolved so I can move things with my mind? Seriously, evolutionists are soooo stupid!

You mean you dont have that? You got the wrong jeans.