Or was it meaty s'mores?
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Checkmate Evolutionists!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Augustus
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I thought it was meaty ores!?
Metallic meat, if you will...
If you made a boat out of steak, you could propel it with meaty oars.
And for that matter, when you put cold stuff in a Thermos it stays cold, and when you put hot stuff in a Thermos, it stays hot... How does it know?
Supreme intelligence, of course!
Augustus
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Well I went to a sushi restaurant and there was a little train that went round in circles with small plates of fish. If you took one by the time it returned another had magically appeared in its place.
And some people say we can't prove any of Jesus' miracles???
Yeah right. Explain that one with science Dawkins. Perhaps they just 'evolved' there
And some people say we can't prove any of Jesus' miracles???
Yeah right. Explain that one with science Dawkins. Perhaps they just 'evolved' there
I would paint it meaty ochre and use it to get to the meaty urologist.
Augustus
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Is that the colour of an unimpressive steak?
Kartari
Active Member
Hey, now that story you heard of course is the fake one. Only the version I believe is true.
Kartari
Active Member
Definitely not fair at all. I have every right to use logical fallacies to support my beliefs if I choose to believe they are logically sound.
Kartari
Active Member
That's just an old wives tale. Every righteous person knows that craters are made from giant Cocoa Puffs that fall to Earth. They've been orbiting ever since Adam threw his bowl of cereal up at God, in defiance of His will for us to eat chocolatey goodness for breakfast. The Moon? Yeah... that's Adam's rotating bowl. Evidence for Creationism: +2.
Augustus
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Actually it was Coco Pops.
As you can see, monkeys also had Coco Pops. So Adam obviously evolved from these monkeys, and continued to eat the same diet as his simian ancestors had been eating since time immemorial. Science clearly proves this beyond a shadow of a doubt.
These monkeys also wore clothes and hats and had developed complex sign language such as the 'thumbs up' gesture. In all likelihood, this is the 'missing link' which creationist point to in their anti-science diatribes to discredit Sir Charles' tome on the origin of species.
This myth is truly busted.
*drops mic*
Transcript of Actual Sermon:
"You can believe you're the product of a baboon convention, if you want to. But I'd rather know the Rock of Ages than the ages of the rock. I like my religion the way I like my tea--hot! 'Cause I'd rather be a fool on fire than a scholar on ice. Amen? 'Cause it's easier to cool a hot coat than to warm up a corpse. Somebody say, Amen! Honestly, when I drive by those liberal churches I take my hat off out of respect for the dead!"
Now that's memorable preaching!
"You can believe you're the product of a baboon convention, if you want to. But I'd rather know the Rock of Ages than the ages of the rock. I like my religion the way I like my tea--hot! 'Cause I'd rather be a fool on fire than a scholar on ice. Amen? 'Cause it's easier to cool a hot coat than to warm up a corpse. Somebody say, Amen! Honestly, when I drive by those liberal churches I take my hat off out of respect for the dead!"
Now that's memorable preaching!
And another thread craters. Hey, wait a minute. Have I just proved entropy which states that sooner or later every thread will die because its energy is exhausted. And after a suitable period, RF will follow each thread. Then the internet will die and then we'll all die out of boredom because no longer will we have a forum to tell everyone else they're wrong? Oh my.
Kartari
Active Member
Actually it was Coco Pops.
As you can see, monkeys also had Coco Pops. So Adam obviously evolved from these monkeys, and continued to eat the same diet as his simian ancestors had been eating since time immemorial. Science clearly proves this beyond a shadow of a doubt.
These monkeys also wore clothes and hats and had developed complex sign language such as the 'thumbs up' gesture. In all likelihood, this is the 'missing link' which creationist point to in their anti-science diatribes to discredit Sir Charles' tome on the origin of species.
This myth is truly busted.
*drops mic*
Well played, sir. Well played.
Was there another separate train for the loaves?Well I went to a sushi restaurant and there was a little train that went round in circles with small plates of fish. If you took one by the time it returned another had magically appeared in its place.
And some people say we can't prove any of Jesus' miracles???
Yeah right. Explain that one with science Dawkins. Perhaps they just 'evolved' there
You're misrepresenting the evolutionist position.
Dinosaurs don't sink, the dirt has evolved to grow over them. We can tell how old the dinosaurs were by working out how evolved the dirt was when it covered them. For example, dirt that covers a T-Rex fossil is not even capable of intelligent conversation. I have tested this theory, and got basically no response at all, even to simple conversational gambits.
