-
Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.
Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:- Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
- Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
- Access to private conversations with other members.
We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!
Checkmate Pastafarians
- Thread starter Laika
- Start date
Lol. I did actually check the spelling because double g looked wrong and I missed out the h and I still got it wrong.
Dam!
vaguelyhumanoid
Active Member
It's an immoral religion, because I'm allergic to gluten and starch.
Can someone be a pastafarian who gets rid of wheat and gluten and substitutes non-gluten pasta? Or is that heresy? And if it's heresy, then we have a schism and a new sect of gluten-free pastafarians who oppose the traditional wheat pastafarians and their outmoded scriputural interpretation.
Pastafarianism has a big tent....
With or without meat.
With or without gluten.
Tomato, white or green sauces.
Clothing optional.
You are not among the elect.
Go Directly to Hell. Do not pass go, do not enjoy spicy sausagy deliciousness.
Pray hard enough (and send me $50) and I will show you The Truth! It is not about the spaghetti, it is the sauce! Don't be fooled by imitation, heretical, versions of FSM!
Tom
The internet told me you are wrong. So there. TTHGPT. There are sects in the pasta realm (or sexts if you canoodle)
Linguinists
...
The radical church of the Sacred Linguini is a sect that only by the slightest of margins could be called a branch of FSMism. Adopting neither Piratian nor Ninjaist dress, and completely rejecting Moominist ideals in favor of a totally revamped and differential view, this sect regards traditional FSMism as "an old-fashioned, out-of-date, irrelevant religion based on how much Sauce one acquires, and how much water one absorbs."
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pastafarian_Sects
The Emperor of Mankind
Currently the galaxy's spookiest paraplegic
The FSM realised he had to do something when Honey Boo Boo came on the scene with her taste for Mama's sketty. You merely ate a decoy FSM. The real one's here with me laughing at a Youtube video I just showed him.
The Emperor of Mankind
Currently the galaxy's spookiest paraplegic
Specifically this one:
Ohhhhhh, gawwwwwwwwd.
Honey Boo-Boo is for archetypes whose immediate ancestors were neanderthals.
I watched that for a few minutes only because I could not believe that would
make public t-v.
Almost everyone on the show was obese and incredibly intellectually challenged.
Please no admonishments to be nice.
I WAS being nice.
Honey Boo-Boo is for archetypes whose immediate ancestors were neanderthals.
I watched that for a few minutes only because I could not believe that would
make public t-v.
Almost everyone on the show was obese and incredibly intellectually challenged.
Please no admonishments to be nice.
I WAS being nice.
The net will also tell you that Rev is correct, if you prefer to have faith in him.
Because Google is magically delicious that way.
Anybody can find sufficient evidence for anything, on the internet, if they really wanna believe.
Tom
You can still support the Pirates who are holding back Global Warming. International Talk Like a Pirate Day (19th of September) requires no pasta communion/consumption.
The Emperor of Mankind
Currently the galaxy's spookiest paraplegic
Of course. Dogs know something important about socks. They are part of the
Bonus points for a Scottish joke. And more bonus points for the variety of colours!
Pastafarian hell is just like pastafarian heaven, except the Beer Volcano erupts with skunky beer and all of the strippers from the Stripper Factory are ugly.
Of course that's true. But what I find and believe in is true. What someone else finds and believes in is false if I disagree with it. - That's an internet law.