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Children Should be Banned

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Yes, they are like immigrants, but they come into the country without even crossing the border. You think immigrants are trouble, but its children you should worry about.
Every child is a problem which grows & grows.
Eventually, if you feed them, they turn into the scourge of the planet.
All of mankind's problems stem from what they do as adults.
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
I'm trying to keep up here. I'm thinking the real scourge are immigrant freeloading children who are here to take our jobs. They talk funny, and they have no respect for our history, which commenced around the time the first ships full of Europeans landed.

The nice thing is I can apply this rule to multiple countries, which is an ideal test of a well-thought out prejudice, imho.

;)
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
You sound like an apologist for children.
I'll bet you were one once!

I am a reformed-child...I can admit it. But that just gives me insight into how the devious little buggers work. And it's a lifestyle choice I left behind many years ago...
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
Every child is a problem which grows & grows.
Eventually, if you feed them, they turn into the scourge of the planet.
All of mankind's problems stem from what they do as adults.
Hitler was a child once. And Stalin. And Jack the Ripper. And some people dare say they are out future... I say no. The line must be drawn here. This far, no further. No more Hitlers. No more Stalins. No more Jack the Rippers. No more children!

(And on an unrelated note, science says we are not ready to create adults in tanks yet.)
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
If people could just not breed so much, we might not have so many issues lol.
Dont you see? Its a conspiracy. The children KNEW if men and woman didnt sleep with each other THEY wouldnt exist. So THEY turned us from pure asexual beings who just happened to be able to create babies by pure accident to the abominations known as PARENTS!!! Its all the childrens fault!

And on an unrelated note, science indicate this post might not have been made if children didnt exist.
 

Erebus

Well-Known Member
Hitler was a child once. And Stalin. And Jack the Ripper. And some people dare say they are out future... I say no. The line must be drawn here. This far, no further. No more Hitlers. No more Stalins. No more Jack the Rippers. No more children!

It's a scary thought that 100% of all serial killers and murderers have admitted to being a child at one time or another. Yet people still insist children are innocent. Have these people never even seen a child before?

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DallasApple

Depends Upon My Mood..
It's a scary thought that 100% of all serial killers and murderers have admitted to being a child at one time or another. Yet people still insist children are innocent. Have these people never even seen a child before?

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LOL!!!,.,,That first baby just tickles me pink..

And guess what? We got the name of our 2nd child from that 3rd picture..LOL>>>>(yes I was a Steven King fan)I was against it at first for various reasons...and I spelled it different..But I have a Gaigey baby..(as hes called) he will be 24 in October..
 
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