Toms, seriously, try to create something like the Book of Mormon. I dare you to try it.
How about
Health and Science With Keys to the Scriptures? Or the
Quran? Millions and millions of people have found inspiration from books like these. You reject these books as being divine, I'm sure, and yet they are full of inspiration and "truth". Tell me, what makes your book any different? Both the
Quran and
Health and Science believe in the Bible, but believe that the Bible is incomplete without the respective additions these books make.
Step One: Discover ancient Tomspugian text and become a divine prophet.
Step Two: Explain how Tomspugians came to America, validating said text.
Step Three: Explain how Tomspugians vanished without a trace.
Step Four: Connect this whole story with the Bible.
Step One: Mohammed claims to be a prophet of God.
Step Two: Mohammed explains how Ishmael's descendancy makes his an heir.
Step Three: Connect this story with Jesus, who was only a prophet.