Columbus Is Getting Married !!!

[columbus]

”cost is no object” is a dangerous set of words to be strung together.

In the jokes and games forum, not so much.

A cargo plane scattering rainbow color flower petals is well within parameters.

OK. Common interests of you and Doug? Age of 4 children?

He loves Mustang sports cars and the flock of grandkids that follow him around. I tend more towards art and events, charitable and semi-political. We both love our little dog, Belle, I guess. And primitive camping.

Don't worry about any of that. Think bigger than any individuals.
Tom

 

[columbus]

Well, I think you should launch the old rocket by way of SpaceX's resupply ship to the International Space Station...where for your honeymoon you'll spend either two weeks, or four months (not quite sure how to make those arrangements) aboard the world's only functioning space destination.

Outasight man.
Groovy!
Tom

 

[sun rise]

I think Rev should jump out of the cake, since he knows what I like!!!! In fact, it's MY day so I get what I want!

Get I get an AMEN !?

Tom

AMEN

 

[Stevicus]

I always cry at weddings.

 

[Enoch07]

OK, I don't know anything about his marital status, but he needs a wedding cake.
My bakery is very progressive, so I'll offer one.

Everyone else should offer him one too...so that he feels appreciated.

I think Rev should jump out of the cake, since he knows what I like!!!! In fact, it's MY day so I get what I want!

Get I get an AMEN !?

Tom

Wait, the guy in that gif is NOT @Revoltingest ?!?! Lies I tell you! I want a refund on my order right now!

 

[Revoltingest]

Since Doug and I have 4 children, I presume that you are the one planning to get pregnant.

Does this mean you are planning to set up a sling somewhere?
Tom

So far, I'm just thinking of a baby shower.

 

[Revoltingest]

Since Doug and I have 4 children, I presume that you are the one planning to get pregnant.

Does this mean you are planning to set up a sling somewhere?
Tom

So far, I'm just thinking of a baby shower.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wait, the guy in that gif is NOT @Revoltingest ?!?! Lies I tell you! I want a refund on my order right now!

Of course that's not me!
I'm much less hairy & less Navy.

 

[Revoltingest]

So that we are all starting on the same page, Doug and I have been married for over 20 years. But we've never done anything formal or official. So the sky's the limit, nothing is too outside the box to consider, and cost is no object.

C'mon Folks, Wow me!
Tom

Well then, it's about time you had an appropriate cake!

 

[columbus]

Wait, the guy in that gif is NOT @Revoltingest ?!?! Lies I tell you! I want a refund on my order right now!

You have very good taste in men.

I hate to ask this sort of question, normally. Seems a little personal, but you appear to be an expert. Where did you get him, and how much?
Tom

 

[Enoch07]

Where did you get him, and how much?
Tom

I found him on the deep web. He said he was discrete! I knew I never should have trusted an athiest with a mustache like that!

His price? Well it took me awhile but I haggled him down to a signed copy of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" and a unopened box of aluminium foil to craft hats for days!

 

[columbus]

I found him on the deep web. He said he was discrete! I knew I never should have trusted an athiest with a mustache like that!

His price? Well it took me awhile but I haggled him down to a signed copy of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" and a unopened box of aluminium foil to craft hats for days!

Oh I see.

It's probably @BSM1 , then. Watch him try to deny it.
Tom

 

[BSM1]

Oh I see.

It's probably @BSM1 , then. Watch him try to deny it.
Tom

Ha! A fine lot you know, I'm not denying anything...hey...wait a minute...I see what you did there.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't know if this couple is gay, but I like the cake anyway.

 

[BSM1]

I don't know if this couple is gay, but I like the cake anyway.

Oh no...LGTB and R?

 

[columbus]

Yay! @Shadow Wolf and the Smiling Dogs have agreed to do the music! And choreography!

The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 2!
Notice that after the video example is a video primer on technodance, not to be confused with trancedance. That's important to remember for this wedding.

Tom
PS ~ @sunrise123 ~ it seems like a good idea to let Shadow Wolf's smiling dog know about the gig as early as possible.

 

[columbus]

Oh no...LGTB and R?

What's the R?
Revolting?
Tom

 

[Buddha Dharma]

Congratulations to you and your partner. I hope you have a happy journey together and share many more years.

 

[columbus]

Congratulations to you and your partner. I hope you have a happy journey together and share many more years.

Thanks very much.
Regardless of whether the plans made in this thread come to anything or not, Doug and I are planning that part.

Tom

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't know if this couple is gay, but I like the cake anyway.

Oh no...LGTB and R?

What's the R?
Revolting?
Tom

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