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Comedy Central in the Chat Room

Avi1001

Avi1001

reform Jew humanist liberal feminist entrepreneur
Any volunteers to do 5 minutes of improv. at 11PM EST on Saturday nights in the Chatroom ?

Chatroom------->http://www.ribbeh.com/chatroom/?logout=true

Here's a sample:

A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and the future. "What position do you see yourself in a couple years from now?" asked the Rabbi to the Priest. "Well, actually, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job," replied the Priest. "Yes, and then what?" ask the Rabbi. "Well, I could become Arch-Bishop," said the Priest. "Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi. "Well, if I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it’s possible to become a full Bishop" said the Priest. "Okay, then what?" continued the Rabbi. The Priest, beginning to be a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal." "And then?" continued the Rabbi. The Priest is really starting to get frustrated, but replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I’m in the right place at the right time and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope." "Yes, and then what?" continued the Rabbi. "Good grief!" shouted the Priest, "What do you expect me to become, God?" "Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
 
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kashmir

kashmir

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I love comedy and would love to be as funny as the late George Carlin, I lack confidence though.
Let my brain work this over, if I can at least gain the confidence to try to write improv, I will pm you.
 
Avi1001

Avi1001

reform Jew humanist liberal feminist entrepreneur
kashmir said:
I love comedy and would love to be as funny as the late George Carlin, I lack confidence though.
Let my brain work this over, if I can at least gain the confidence to try to write improv, I will pm you.
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No worries, Kashmir, just show up on Sat. nights at 11PM EST in the Chatroom, and do your 5 minutes. 2.5 minutes would be fine too. Maybe it's a way to build the confidence you are seeking.
 
Avi1001

Avi1001

reform Jew humanist liberal feminist entrepreneur
Paired off Parrots
A lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, "Rabbi, I have
a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the rabbi inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want
to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the rabbi exclaimed, "but I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots
over to my house and I will put them with my two male
talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read Hebrew.
My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise
and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the rabbi's house.
His two male parrots are wearing tiny yamulkes and praying in
their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots
and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and
exclaims, "Put away the siddurs! Our prayers have been answered!"
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I'm just warming up :D
 
Avi1001

Avi1001

reform Jew humanist liberal feminist entrepreneur
Don't forget....OPEN MIC NIGHT... tonight at 11PM EST....in the Chatroom !

Be there or be square. :)

Brickj and I will be hosting a 5 minute show !

An unnamed poster will be our host (no calling out names allowed) :D
 
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Treks

Treks

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I konw Easten Standard Time, but how goes that work when you're addressing a global audience? I've always been confused about that. :)
 
Avi1001

Avi1001

reform Jew humanist liberal feminist entrepreneur
Treks said:
I konw Easten Standard Time, but how goes that work when you're addressing a global audience? I've always been confused about that. :)
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Tell me your time zone and I will tell you when it is.

For example it is 8PM PST.

We are a little US Centric :D

Are you on the other side of the dateline ?
 
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Treks

Treks

Well-Known Member
My time zone is GMT +9.5

Apparently GMT and UTC are the same thing, if that helps.
 
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Avi1001

Avi1001

reform Jew humanist liberal feminist entrepreneur
Brickj just told me he really wants to go ahead with this crazy idea....so plan on being in the Chatroom tonight at 11PM EST :D

If all else fails, we can have a rumble. ;)
 
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