Complicated Theoretical Mathematics

[McBell]

I was told by a doctor that quitting smoking adds ten years to your life.
So if I quite smoking, adding 10 years to my life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life.....
Is it possible to live for ever?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I was told by a doctor that quitting smoking adds ten years to your life.
So if I quite smoking, adding 10 years to my life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life.....
Is it possible to live for ever?

Uhhhh...my head hurts...

 

[McBell]

Uhhhh...my head hurts...

but...
I have not gotten to the "every cigarette you smoke takes years off your life" part yet...

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Shouldn't this be under games/jokes/etc.?

 

[McBell]

Shouldn't this be under games/jokes/etc.?

Would moving it there cause fewer headaches?

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Would moving it there cause fewer headaches?

Prolly not...

 

[We Never Know]

Would moving it there cause fewer headaches?

There's a smoking room there

 

[Tinkerpeach]

Smoking is only going to take years off your life if you are genetically susceptible to it.

Most people have no issues with smoking.

It is unhealthy though but if you are ok not running marathons it’s not a big deal.

 

[RestlessSoul]

I think you have to stay stopped, to get the benefits. Stopping is easy, I used to do it every time I fell asleep. Not smoking whilst awake is the hard part.

 

[McBell]

I think you have to stay stopped, to get the benefits. Stopping is easy, I used to do it every time I fell asleep. Not smoking whilst awake is the hard part.

Hmmm
That would seem to complicate the math...
If your stopping every night add ten years....

 

[Augustus]

I was told by a doctor that quitting smoking adds ten years to your life.
So if I quite smoking, adding 10 years to my life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life.....
Is it possible to live for ever?

If smoking is so bad for your health, how come it cures salmon?

No wonder folk are losing faith in science when they can see these lies for themselves

 

[Twilight Hue]

I was told by a doctor that quitting smoking adds ten years to your life.
So if I quite smoking, adding 10 years to my life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life.....
Is it possible to live for ever?

George Burns could of achieved immortality but of course his mathematical timing was a bit off.

 

[Secret Chief]

If smoking is so bad for your health, how come it cures salmon?

I didn't know salmon was a disease.

 

[Tomef]

I was told by a doctor that quitting smoking adds ten years to your life.
So if I quite smoking, adding 10 years to my life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life.....
Is it possible to live for ever?

Did your Dr say if you add in frequent pauses smoking won’t do you in sooner than you might kick the bucket otherwise? Like saying if you keep pausing a tape you will never get to the end - well no, only if you stop it. In any case, dying would end your smoking habit, so if you had a series of pauses ended by death maybe the 10 years gained by stopping after death can be enjoyed now, so keep lighting up and don’t worry.

 

[Augustus]

I didn't know salmon was a disease.

That’s because it’s been cured obviously

 

[Secret Chief]

That’s because it’s been cured obviously

Ah. Still no sign of a cure for halibut though.

 

[Yerda]

I was told by a doctor that quitting smoking adds ten years to your life.
So if I quite smoking, adding 10 years to my life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life.....
Is it possible to live for ever?

Well, I think you've cracked it. Spark me a ciggie and we'll celebrate this one.

 

[The Hammer]

I was told by a doctor that quitting smoking adds ten years to your life.
So if I quite smoking, adding 10 years to my life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life, wait a year smoke free, smoke for one year, quit, adding 10 years to me life.....
Is it possible to live for ever?

.yes.

Please do this experiment for us.

 

[McBell]

.yes.

Please do this experiment for us.

I quit smoking years ago.

No intentions to ever start back up.