Confess!

[Wirey]

I confess that I frequently tell young girls I like their shirt and wish to purchase one for my daughter so I can stare at their boobs openly.

 

[Mycroft]

I confess that I found a pocket watch today. I think someone must have lost it.

Mrs. Mycroft asked me how I know it was lost. I told her that I saw someone looking for it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I confess I was once arrested & tried for stealing a watch.
The judge said I was "exonerated".
I asked....
"Does that mean I can keep the watch?"

 

[Rick O'Shez]

I ain't dun nuffink, copper, it's orl a bleedin' fit-up, I won it on the 'orses...

 

[Wirey]

I confess that it was I who let the dogs out. Who, who.

 

[Revoltingest]

I confess to being too lazy to figure out the special relativity conundrum posed in another thread.
And it's not just laziness...I'm also rusty & inadequate.
(A Minkowski diagram would'a helped too.)

I also confess to trying to impress others with pseudo smarty pants posts.

Also......

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I confess to being too lazy to figure out the special relativity conundrum posed in another thread.
And it's not just laziness...I'm also rusty & inadequate.
(A Minkowski diagram would'a helped too.)

I also confess to trying to impress others with pseudo smarty pants posts.

Also......

I CONFESSSSSS!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I confess the real reason I want to move to Seattle isn't because it's one of the best cities for jobs in America, or that it's one of the more trans-friendly cities in America, or even that I'll easily be able to make a crap-ton more money there than I could ever dream about making here, and even the resources to help me get a good paying job. Nope, I'm doing it just so I can smoke some pot.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well....I should probably also confess I might have had something to do with the Punic Wars

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I confess to not being the cause of the Dark Ages.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I confess I only had a little to do with the formation of the Solar System.

 

[Revoltingest]

I confess to almost posting a confession about
something, but decided it would be unwise.

 

[dave_]

I confess i wrote this to make my post count 500

 

[Mycroft]

I confess that I'm one of those people who buys those hideous ornaments to prove that I've been to Africa.

 

[Revoltingest]

I confess I'd rather have a bottle in front'o me than a frontal lobotomy.