Notanumber
A Free Man
It's the reality that he's been having his cake and eating it this entire time. Hates the EU but happy to sponge off them.
He hasn't retired from politics though; he's still riding the gravy train as an MEP. And during his tenure he has consistently enjoyed a salary for a job he hasn't done; he has claimed expenses while not actually representing his constituents' concerns (which I'm sure go a bit beyond '**** the EU'). In fact he's so not-done with politics that he's formed his own one-man band Brexit Party.
A video from 2012 where Guy Verhofstadt points out that during 2011-12, Nigel Farage was on the EU's Fishery Committee and paid himself a salary yet did not attend a single committee meeting. How can he represent the UK when he does not turn up to do work?
I'd be happy to accept your proposition if he wasn't retiring probably richer than when he started. For being such an awful organisation, Farage has been happy enough to accept more than his fair share of their cash.
At least Nigel has been upfront and honest about it.
Lord & Lady Kinnock's £10m Euro gravy train
Nigel’s supporters could have stopped voting for him if they thought he was any worse than the rest of them.