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Conservative snowflakes succumb to butts.
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Oh good grief...
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
When saying "fart" is considered wrong the only appropriate coarse of action is to wonder what in the serious hell is wrong with someone who is so uptight that a fart is a no.
I'm trying to think up an appropriate wisecrack.
My favorite conservative reaction of all time is....
GHW Bush:
"We are going to keep on trying to strengthen the American family, to make American families a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons,"
Bart:
"Hey, we're like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too."
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VoidCat
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Like do they not have kids or ever spoken to kids? I don't have kids and even I can tell you talking about butts and farts is a little kid's sense of humor. Many of them joke about that kind of thing often. Book is perfect for them
You young whippersnappers don't know how
genteel language was in ye olden days.
Old ways linger.
VoidCat
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But I'm sure second graders still joked about farts in the olden days no?
Sgt. Pepper
All you need is love.
And here I thought the Cancel Culture is a bad thing, or is only a bad thing to conservatives whenever liberals are guilty of it?
But teachers never "aired" the subject.
VoidCat
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And? It can't be innapproperite if the kids themselves are joking about it anyway lol.
But the old teachers run the show.
Kids knew to keep quiet around them.
VoidCat
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It's just stupid to me is all that attitude
I'm not justify'n.
Just splain'n how things were, & still are in some parts hereabouts.
VoidCat
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I know and im just wondering about it cuz i don't get it
That's cuz you arrived in a more modern age,
one with more liberty about bodily functions.
Look at TV....in the 50s, Ricky & Lucy slept in
separate beds, despite being married. My, how
things have changed.
It wasn't til 1957 that a toilet was shown on TV
(Leave It To Beaver), & that was just the tank.
True fact:
In Mississippi, it's illegal to posses a picture of
a toilet, to say the word "toilet", & to own a toilet.
(Leave It To Beaver), & that was just the tank.
True fact:
In Mississippi, it's illegal to posses a picture of
a toilet, to say the word "toilet", & to own a toilet.
exchemist
Veteran Member
"Coarse" of action is spot-on.
exchemist
Veteran Member
It strikes me as a stupid choice of book to pick, I must say. It's often an uphill battle to get kids that age to refrain from talking about bodily functions in polite company. Reading something like this to them undermines that effort.
Unless of course the class was an especially refractory one, requiring something specially arresting and un-teacherlike to get them to pay attention.
But dismissal seems like over-reaction, unless the guy had previous form. Often in media reports one does not get the full story.