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Contradictions in the Bible

Audie

Veteran Member
I don't think you have any enemies here, but there may have been some laughter.

Some of the things they believe would be wonderful
to see acted out.

"Paul" picking up sticks but not noticing one of them
was a snake.
The soldiers counting out sheep cattle and virgins
to even thousands. No 001 or 999 allowed.
If you cant get one more, then leave the 999,
it has to be even thousands. If it is 001, you leave
that extra one behind.

Or battles! When they reach the even number allotted
everyone must stop! If anyone is bleeding but not dead,
you must save him! IF he dies, then you have to kill
999 more!
 

exchemist

Veteran Member
O don’t be..
I already knew..

Your name says it all!..I used your name for it..thank you doe!..

It was told..not for you!
But yet FROM you..so I Am YET the one whom sorrows.

Like I had said; I Work always in ORDER!..

And the ORDER is..
To find your truth means..
You must find all the lies..
THIS IS AN ORDER!..
If you don’t see through it’s order..
Well!..surely! I assume you can do the math..
Er, put the bong down, maybe?
 

Audie

Veteran Member
Aha so you go the Mafia hitman route, I see. I'm innocent, officer, I just told someone to do it for me.

We talking about "god" here, or "satan"?

Cant be Satan.

I dont remember Satan killing anyone in the bible,
or lying, either one.

Withal a lot nicer fellow than this "god".
 

Audie

Veteran Member
n, I am forced to conclude that your 50:50 ratio is simply made up by you, completely arbitrarily, and has no real basis.

You and I can continue to pursue the issues raised by the OP in our other posts. But I am not letting you get away with introducing bogus and misleading statistics about science. You have no business doing that.

We calls it "lying for jesus".

These creos are the enemy of logic,
reason and education, so, it is actually ok for
them to display their ignorance and mendacity.
 

sooda

Veteran Member
Ok so you believe it is possible to make a circle 10 units across, and 30 around. Try it!

If you can, you will be famous, because you can perform
a miracle.

You may as well try to make a circle 2 ft across,
and a mile around.

I wonder how it can be that you'd rather believe
the physically impossible, than to accept that
maybe the numbers given are approximations?

How about these numbers?

31 Moses and Eleazar followed the Lord’s instructions 32-35 and listed everything that had been taken from the Midianites. The list included 675,000 sheep and goats, 72,000 cattle, 61,000 donkeys, and 32,000 young women who had never had sex.

These are exact, perfect, no error or approximation?

675,000 sheep. NOT 675,001, or 674, 972!

Everything they took had to be in even multiples
of 1000.

Really?


Are you joking, Audie? The whole Arabian peninsula didn't have a million people.

midian.jpg
 

Good-Ole-Rebel

*banned*
Only a perfect god would write an imperfect book. Gee, that makes sense doesn't it. :rolleyes:

.

It is not an imperfect Book.

Makes sense to you, but you are not God.

As I said, it shows that it is not a book written by man for had it been it would appeal to you.

Good-Ole-Rebel
 

Good-Ole-Rebel

*banned*
Once again that is only your belief and the more you post here it appears that it is only your fantasy.

Think about it, you have to base your belief on a failed book. The Bible is far from being the "word of God" unless you want to claim that is God is an immoral and incompetent hack. It really is a pity that you cannot see that you describe him in this fashion almost every day.

Yes, that is my belief, and I base my belief upon the Bible.

Good-Ole-Rebel
 

Good-Ole-Rebel

*banned*
And your version of God is omniscient. He knew what he was doing. Therefore he lied.

In the real world if a man hires a hit man to kill someone else he is guilty of first degree murder even if he did not pull the trigger. Your God was much more in control of the action. You are claiming once again that God is a liar.

God is omniscient. And He doesn't lie. The lie already exists which is contrary to God.

God sends the Truth. You reject the Truth, then He sends you the lie.

When you say 'real world' you don't know the real world.

Good-Ole-Rebel
 

Good-Ole-Rebel

*banned*
Ok so you believe it is possible to make a circle 10 units across, and 30 around. Try it!

If you can, you will be famous, because you can perform
a miracle.

You may as well try to make a circle 2 ft across,
and a mile around.

I wonder how it can be that you'd rather believe
the physically impossible, than to accept that
maybe the numbers given are approximations?

How about these numbers?

31 Moses and Eleazar followed the Lord’s instructions 32-35 and listed everything that had been taken from the Midianites. The list included 675,000 sheep and goats, 72,000 cattle, 61,000 donkeys, and 32,000 young women who had never had sex.

These are exact, perfect, no error or approximation?

675,000 sheep. NOT 675,001, or 674, 972!

Everything they took had to be in even multiples
of 1000.

Really?

(1 Kings 7:23) "And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other; it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about."

I believe this fully. You can wrestle with your 'pi' all you like. But I believe this fully.

Good-Ole-Rebel
 

Good-Ole-Rebel

*banned*
Aha so you go the Mafia hitman route, I see. I'm innocent, officer, I just told someone to do it for me.

It doesn't matter to me what you want to call it. As I have said, the lie exists. It is not from God. God gives the Truth. But when that Truth is rejected, He gives you the lie.. And...you jump.

When God gives the light, and that light is rejected, greater darkness results.

Good-Ole-Rebel
 

Audie

Veteran Member
(1 Kings 7:23) "And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other; it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about."

I believe this fully. You can wrestle with your 'pi' all you like. But I believe this fully.

Good-Ole-Rebel

Try doing it yourself. You believe
it will work?

Try it a thousand times, see if it
works even once. :D

Maybe after two thousand tries it
will slowly dawn on you that you've
been conned.
 
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