You may continue to mock if you please.:biglaugh:
Oooh! God's gonna send me to my room without my num-num!
Bad Sojourner! Bad! [hangs head, tucks tail]
I don't think God spends too much time on human nomenclature.
edit: [BTW: My assessment of your "analysis" stands as is]
Evidently you derive some sort of amusement from doing such.