NulliuSINverba
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Never mind the whole "Evolution Vs. Creationism" debate. It is obvious that each "Theory" of Creation faces its greatest challenge from its rival creationists:
When asked for evidence, Christians tend to point to the book wherein this story is recorded. Or they ask you to look at a tree or the sky. However, this version of creationism isn't the only competing "theory."
Muslims will often cite the Qur'an as proof that this "theory" of creation is true. It also must be noted that Christian Creationists are unable to refute The Islamic "Theory" of Creation (aside from pointing back to their holy book).
However, these Christian and Muslim creation "theories" face additional competition:
Christian and Islamic and Hindu Creationists have been unable to reconcile their differing "theories." It may be that this is because they've ignored yet another competing creation "theory" that is equally valid:
Christian, Islamic, Hindu, and Zoroastrian Creationists are all obliged to admit that they've been unable to disprove the Norse "Theory" of Creation:
It should go without saying that Christian, Islamic, Hindu, Zoroastrian, and Norse Creationists are all unable to refute the Greek "Theory" of Creation ...
Whew! Christian, Islamic, Zoroastrian, Norse, and Greek Creationists are (of course) totally stymied when asked to explain away the Incan "Theory" of Creation:
Ho hum. Christian, Islamic, Hindu, Zoroastrian, Norse, Greek, and Inca Creationists have never been able to refute the Comanche "Theory" of Creation ...
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And so on and so on and so on. I think you can see a pattern forming here?
Clearly, Creationism is under withering fire from other, rival "theories" of creation and none of them are in a position to claim that their version is any less ridiculous than any of the others.
Teach The Controversy®? Indeed. When it comes to Creationism, there can be no end to the internecine controversies.
Christian Creationism said:"In the beginning, God created the universe. At first the earth was shapeless and covered in darkness, and God's spirit hovered over the waters. God said, "Let there be light". And there was light. God divided the day from the night, naming them ' day' and 'night'. This was the first day and God saw that it was good. On the second day God made the heavens to separate the water from the earth and on the third day he raised the dry land up from the waters below the heavens and commanded the earth to bring forth all plants. God saw that it was good. God then made the greater light for the day and the lesser light for the night, and he saw hat it was good. This was the fourth day. On the fifth day God commanded the waters to fill with living creatures and the air to fill with birds. And he was pleased with what he saw. On the sixth day God commanded the earth to bring forth all kinds of living creatures and he saw that it was good. God then said " Let us make man in our own image". So God created man and woman in his own likeness and gave them authority over all living things. God looked at everything he had made and was very pleased. On the seventh day, God rested."
When asked for evidence, Christians tend to point to the book wherein this story is recorded. Or they ask you to look at a tree or the sky. However, this version of creationism isn't the only competing "theory."
Islamic Creationism said:In the time before time, God was. And when God wants to create something, all he needs to say is "Be", and it becomes. So it was that God created the world and the heavens. He made all the creatures, which walk, swim. Crawl and fly on the face of the earth. He made the angels, and the sun, moon and the stars to dwell in the universe. And consider, as the Qur'an says, how God poured down the rain in torrents, and broke up the soil to bring forth the corm, the grapes and other vegetation; the olive and the palm, the fruit trees and the grass.
Then it was that God ordered the angels to go to the earth, and to bring seven handfuls of soil, all of different colours, from which he could model man. God took the seven kinds of earth and moulded them into a model of a man. He breathed life and power into it, and it immediately sprang to life.
Muslims will often cite the Qur'an as proof that this "theory" of creation is true. It also must be noted that Christian Creationists are unable to refute The Islamic "Theory" of Creation (aside from pointing back to their holy book).
However, these Christian and Muslim creation "theories" face additional competition:
Hindu Creationism said:"This is not the first world, nor is it the first universe. There have been and will be many more worlds and universes than there are drops of water in the holy river Ganges. The universes are made by Lord Brahma the Creator, maintained by Lord Vishnu the Preserver and destroyed by Lord Shiva. Since the universes must be destroyed before they can be recreated, Lord Shiva is called the Destroyer and Re-creator. These three gods are all forms of Supreme One and part of the Supreme One. The Supreme One is behind and beyond all.
After each old universe is destroyed nothing is left but a vast ocean. Floating on this ocean, resting on the great snake Ananta, is Lord Vishnu. Some say that a lotus flower springs from his navel and from this comes Lord Brahma. And it is from Lord Brahma that all creation comes.
Christian and Islamic and Hindu Creationists have been unable to reconcile their differing "theories." It may be that this is because they've ignored yet another competing creation "theory" that is equally valid:
Zoroastrian Creationism said:"In the beginning, there was nothing in the world but Ahura Mazda, the Wise Lord, who lived in the Endless Light. And the evil Evil Spirit Ahriman, who lived in the Absolute Darkness. And between these realms was emptiness.
One day, Ahura Mazda decided to make different creations. First he shaped the sky made of metal, shining and bright. Second, he made pure water. Third, he created the earth, flat and round with no mountains or valleys. Fourth he made the plants, moist with no thorns. Fifth, created animals, big and small.
Christian, Islamic, Hindu, and Zoroastrian Creationists are all obliged to admit that they've been unable to disprove the Norse "Theory" of Creation:
Norse Creationism said:From Ymir's skull the sons of Bor made the sky and set it over the earth with its four sides. Under each corner they put a dwarf, whose names are East, West, North, and South.
The sons of Bor flung Ymir's brains into the air, and they became the clouds.
Then they took the sparks and burning embers that were flying about after they had been blown out of Muspell, and placed them in the midst of Ginnungagap to give light to heaven above and earth beneath. To the stars they gave appointed places and paths.
The earth was surrounded by a deep sea. The sons of Bor gave lands near the sea to the families of giants for their settlements.
It should go without saying that Christian, Islamic, Hindu, Zoroastrian, and Norse Creationists are all unable to refute the Greek "Theory" of Creation ...
Greek Creationism said:"In the beginning there was only chaos. Then out of the void appeared Erebus, the unknowable place where death dwells, and Night. All else was empty, silent, endless, darkness. Then somehow Love was born bringing a start of order. From Love came Light and Day. Once there was Light and Day, Gaea, the earth appeared."
Whew! Christian, Islamic, Zoroastrian, Norse, and Greek Creationists are (of course) totally stymied when asked to explain away the Incan "Theory" of Creation:
Incan Creationism said:"... out of a lake called Collasuyu, the god Con Tiqui Viracocha emerged, bringing some human beings with him. Then Con Tiqui created the sun (Inti), the moon and the stars to light the world. It is from Inti that the Sapa Inca, emperor of Tawantin Suyu, is descended. Out of great rocks Con Tiqui fashioned more human beings, including women who were already pregnant.
Then he sent these people off into every corner of the world. He kept a male and female with him at Cusco, the "navel of the world."
Ho hum. Christian, Islamic, Hindu, Zoroastrian, Norse, Greek, and Inca Creationists have never been able to refute the Comanche "Theory" of Creation ...
Comanche Creationism said:"One day the Great Spirit collected swirls of dust from the four directions in order to create the Commanche people. These people formed from the earth had the strength of mighty storms. Unfortunately, a shape-shifting demon was also created and began to torment the people. The Great Spirit cast the demon into a bottomless pit. To seek revenge the demon took refuge in the fangs and stingers of poisonous creatures and continues to harm people every chance it gets."
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And so on and so on and so on. I think you can see a pattern forming here?
Clearly, Creationism is under withering fire from other, rival "theories" of creation and none of them are in a position to claim that their version is any less ridiculous than any of the others.
Teach The Controversy®? Indeed. When it comes to Creationism, there can be no end to the internecine controversies.