Define atheism

bushidogrendel · Jul 29, 2011

Songbird said:
Yeah, now I can't tell if you're sarcastic or not. :sarcastic

thats what we thought the first time around. remember? i have FAITH ryanam can surprise us a second time....

Songbird · Jul 29, 2011

bushidogrendel said:
thats what we thought the first time around. remember? i have FAITH ryanam can surprise us a second time....

No, I knew ryanam was serious.

Edit....never mind, the post I was questioning is deleted. Carry on.

idav · Jul 29, 2011

Shyanekh said:
Aren't Atheists just Christians who are scared of God?

No they would need logic to be scared of God.

St Giordano Bruno · Jul 30, 2011

Atheists know there is more than one way to skin that ceiling cat.

Kilgore Trout · Jul 30, 2011

Meow Mix said:
You stop hitting on my [other] woman, even if she doesn't know she's my other woman!

No need to get competitive. We can share. Simultaneously.

See, I'm really very selfless.

Penumbra · Jul 30, 2011

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otokage007 · Jul 30, 2011

Penumbra said:
Mod Post

Staff decided to move this to the jokes section and clean up a few posts. There is a certain limit for which posts even in the joke section can be considered out of line and deleted.

Damn Lightning, you are sexy.

Meow Mix · Jul 30, 2011

Kilgore Trout said:
No need to get competitive. We can share. Simultaneously.

See, I'm really very selfless.

I just might go for that if it's the only way to get Songbird.

Oh, straight crushes <3

Erebus · Jul 30, 2011

9-10ths_Penguin said:
Yep. Just like Muslims and Jews are Christians who are scared of Jesus.

Of course, Christians are just volcano god worshippers who are scared of volcanoes. But with all that lava, can you blame the Christians for being scared of them?

Why are they scared of Jesus? Jesus is the good cop in the father/son tag team.

You're definitely right about volcanoes though, I've been to a lava grill before and I was shocked at just how hot it is. I just can't take mid 90's platform games seriously since then.

No they would need logic to be scared of God.

So if they're not scared of God how can they be atheists? Ahh you see! that's logic!

Songbird · Jul 30, 2011

Kilgore Trout said:
No need to get competitive. We can share. Simultaneously.

See, I'm really very selfless.

Meow Mix said:
I just might go for that if it's the only way to get Songbird.

Oh, straight crushes <3

A cat, fish, and bird threesome? Sounds dangerous for the fish.

Meow Mix · Jul 30, 2011

Songbird said:
A cat, fish, and bird threesome? Sounds dangerous for the fish.

Unless the cat has an appetite for bird :beach:

Songbird · Jul 30, 2011

Meow Mix said:
Unless the cat has an appetite for bird :beach:

Sounds delicious to this bird.

Now to occupy the fish with something sparkly.

Meow Mix · Jul 30, 2011

Songbird said:
Sounds delicious to this bird.

Now to occupy the fish with something sparkly.

Oh look Kilgore, over there... it's uh, Kate Beckinsale!

Wait, that's distracting me!

Songbird · Jul 30, 2011

Meow Mix said:
Oh look Kilgore, over there... it's uh, Kate Beckinsale!

Wait, that's distracting me!

:biglaugh:

The Neo Nerd · Jul 30, 2011

Meow Mix said:
Oh look Kilgore, over there... it's uh, Kate Beckinsale!

Wait, that's distracting me!

She's a little bony for my liking.

Now Drew Barrymore, that's someone shiny that could keep me distracted.

Kilgore Trout · Jul 30, 2011

Songbird said:
A cat, fish, and bird threesome? Sounds dangerous for the fish.

I'm sure the fish would be quite happy if he ended up in the mouths of the bird and the cat.

Kilgore Trout · Jul 30, 2011

Meow Mix said:
Oh look Kilgore, over there... it's uh, Kate Beckinsale!

Wait, that's distracting me!

It'll take more than Kate Beckinsale to distra...

Wait, what were you saying?

Meow Mix · Jul 31, 2011

Quaxotic said:
She's a little bony for my liking.

Now Drew Barrymore, that's someone shiny that could keep me distracted.

Guess we just have different tastes. Barrymore is a little thick for what I find sexually attractive, though I agree she is incredibly aesthetically attractive.

Who could deny this though?

Yes please Ms. Beckinsale, I've been naughty!!

Then again, maybe *she's* been naughty...

Sunstone · Jul 31, 2011

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that theres nobody to talk to during an orgasm. Author Unknown

St Giordano Bruno · Jul 31, 2011

Meow Mix said:
Guess we just have different tastes. Barrymore is a little thick for what I find sexually attractive, though I agree she is incredibly aesthetically attractive.

Who could deny this though?

Yes please Ms. Beckinsale, I've been naughty!!

Then again, maybe *she's* been naughty...

That looks more like theism to me, I thought only they were so much into self flagellation.

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