article said:
Science ready to let men have babies
by Steve Farrar
and Karen Bayne
BRITAIN'S foremost fertility expert says
advances in medical technology mean men can
now bear children.
Lord Winston, who as Professor Robert
Winston was ennobled three years ago by Tony
Blair, says doctors could use today's
techniques to implant an embryo in a man's
abdomen, allowing him to carry it to term
and then have it delivered by caesarean
section.
This has to be one of the most absurd things I've ever heard. Kind of reminds me of Monty Python's "The Life of Brian":
Rick: "The truth is, I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you to call me Loretta."
Reg: "What?!"
Woman: "Why do you want to be a woman Rick?"
Rick: "Because...I want to have babies."
Reg: "Babies?!"
Rick: "It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them."
Reg: "But you can't have babies!"
Rick: "Don't you oppress me!"
Reg: "I'm not oppressing you Rick, but you simply can't have babies--you haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to put it in a box?"
Rick: *breaks down crying*