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Do theists drink chocolate milk?

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
I never liked it when I was a theist. It was lonely though, because it looked to me like all the other kids at the cafeteria bought chocolate milk. Also, I didn't like chocolate-flavored breakfast cereals because they turned the milk into chocolate milk.

(later) I don't remember it being for the reasons that people might be thinking. :grinning:
I could understand if it gave you gas or if you had an allergic reaction but to not like the taste of chocolate milk that is unhealthy. Maybe go see a tongue psychiatrist to have your taste checked.
 

mangalavara

नमस्कार
Premium Member
It has been so many years that I cannot remember that being part of the dogma. Actually I was LCA. I think, or it was ALC. One of the reasons that they joined. No one knew of any differences between them.

The merger must have been easy, I guess.

Sinning boldly isn’t an actual dogma. It’s just a misunderstood saying of Luther’s.
 

mangalavara

नमस्कार
Premium Member
What with modern technology I think that a chocolate cow is not far off.

We don’t require today’s technology to make a chocolate cow. We merely have to search for her. In a few minutes, I’ll log off and have a look for her before going to bed.

I hope nobody tries to make a strawberry cow. That would be weird.

By such words, I know that you are a sane and sensible person.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Today i bought strawberries for after dinner. Pour over some cream and it's nice.

However Beth found a 95% chocolate easter egg she had not devoured so we came to a decision. Grate half and sprinkle over the strawberries and cream. Half the easter egg made a lot of chocolate power. Strawberries and chocolate cream. Oh yessss
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Wait a minute....there are chocolate crosses....
Therefore I believe that PROVES, beyond any doubt, by a somewhat questionable association, that Theist drink chocolate milk
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