Do theists drink chocolate milk?

[mangalavara]

Wait a minute....there are chocolate crosses....
Therefore I believe that PROVES, beyond any doubt, by a somewhat questionable association, that Theist drink chocolate milk

Hmm. It might be evidence that some theists drink chocolate milk, namely, those who adore chocolate crosses. Until I find a liturgy that calls for drinking chocolate milk during the divine rite, I remain unconvinced that any theists drink chocolate milk.

 

[Tomef]

Wait a minute....there are chocolate crosses....
Therefore I believe that PROVES, beyond any doubt, by a somewhat questionable association, that Theist drink chocolate milk

Cannot be denied. They have their faces in bathtubs full of it!

 

[Wu Wei]

Hmm. It might be evidence that some theists drink chocolate milk, namely, those who adore chocolate crosses. Until I find a liturgy that calls for drinking chocolate milk during the divine rite, I remain unconvinced that any theists drink chocolate milk.

Would a picture of a minister, priest, bishop of Pope drinking Chocolate milk convince you

 

[ChristineM]

Would a picture of a minister, priest, bishop of Pope drinking Chocolate milk convince you

All must are sinners

 

[☆Dreamwind☆]

@☆Dreamwind☆ why can't I type a star using alt? The code should be alt+9734. Instead I get a clubs symbol, which is the same symbol I get from typing alt+5. What did you do to my computer?

I'm on a phone. Perhaps that has something to do with it? ☆

 

[Stonetree]

@mangalavara, I spilled a cup of hot chocolate and they sent me on a retreat.......

 

[Wu Wei]

Hmm. It might be evidence that some theists drink chocolate milk, namely, those who adore chocolate crosses. Until I find a liturgy that calls for drinking chocolate milk during the divine rite, I remain unconvinced that any theists drink chocolate milk.

I will only post the picture...whatever I may say beyond that may be blaspheme......and there is a possible thunderstorm later and I don't want to tempt fate

But this may be more proof..... at least that Christians may drink chocolate milk

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

I seriously doubt it, because as everyone knows, God really doesn't like things getting mixed up: you know, like 2 crops in the same field or 2 fabrics in the same article of clothing. So mixing the product of the cacao bean with the outpourings of a cow would probably upset him no bloody end!

 

[Stonetree]

I seriously doubt it, because as everyone knows, God really doesn't like things getting mixed up: you know, like 2 crops in the same field or 2 fabrics in the same article of clothing. So mixing the product of the cacao bean with the outpourings of a cow would probably upset him no bloody end!

I feel you and I have a connection.....I used to eat Quaker oats......Actually, your past writing about your experience at a Friends school was very informative.

 

[ChristineM]

I will only post the picture...whatever I may say beyond that may be blaspheme......and there is a possible thunderstorm later and I don't want to tempt fate

But this may be more proof..... at least that Christians may drink chocolate milk

Polished chocolate portrait shield of a hippie, cool

 

[ChristineM]

I used to eat Quaker oats..

I still do on occasion.

Or Scotts or Flahavans.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

I feel you and I have a connection.....I used to eat Quaker oats......Actually, your past writing about your experience at a Friends school was very informative.

I still eat Quaker oats, several mornings a week! Very nourishing breakie, and warms the cockles of my little heart.

 

[ChristineM]

I still eat Quaker oats, several mornings a week! Very nourishing breakie, and warms the cockles of my little heart.

Sugar or salt?

Milk or water?

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Sugar or salt?

Milk or water?

I use Quaker steel cut oats to make oatmeal porridge (I don't know what you'd call that over there) -- that takes salted water. When cooked, I like both brown sugar and milk -- makes it ever so palatable.

The rule is, though, that in Scotland, oatmeal should be as thick as a McGregor!

 

[ChristineM]

I use Quaker steel cut oats to make oatmeal porridge (I don't know what you'd call that over there) -- that takes salted water. When cooked, I like both brown sugar and milk -- makes it ever so palatable.

The rule is, though, that in Scotland, oatmeal should be as thick as a McGregor!

In the UK it's "porridge oats".

Depends on my mood how i have mine, usually water and salt, no sugar or milk, sometimes milk and sugar, no water or salt

But mostly i have Weetabix, with milk and warmed in the microwave for seconds.

 

[mangalavara]

@mangalavara, I spilled a cup of hot chocolate and they sent me on a retreat.......

Which implies that hot chocolate is sacred and drinkable to whoever sent you on the retreat.

I will only post the picture...whatever I may say beyond that may be blaspheme......and there is a possible thunderstorm later and I don't want to tempt fate

What, that the body of Christ is sweet and caffeinated?

But this may be more proof..... at least that Christians may drink chocolate milk

Perhaps it just implies that they can worship chocolate iconography of Jesus? If they are permitted to eat it, that would be a great way to avoid persecution if the authorities were to come looking for religious iconography.

If anybody could find a picture of a container of chocolate milk with Christian iconography on it, I would be convinced that at least some Christians drink it.

 

[mangalavara]

This image from Pinterest is a photo of a product that I had enjoyed many times before going abroad. Notice the brand name, which is taken from the Torah? Notice the kosher certification? This photo, this brand, is evidence that observant Jews may drink chocolate milk. They tend to be theists. Now, it is known that some theists may drink chocolate milk. But do they?

 

[Brickjectivity]

What, that the body of Christ is sweet and caffeinated?

Very good, but there are other important ingredients such as theobromine. Theobromine is why dogs cannot each chocolate. Also don't forget the flavonoids one of which is catechin from which is derived the Latin term 'Catechism'. You can't have catechism without catechin. How can you have theology without theobromine either?

 

[Wu Wei]

Which implies that hot chocolate is sacred and drinkable to whoever sent you on the retreat.



What, that the body of Christ is sweet and caffeinated?



Perhaps it just implies that they can worship chocolate iconography of Jesus? If they are permitted to eat it, that would be a great way to avoid persecution if the authorities were to come looking for religious iconography.

If anybody could find a picture of a container of chocolate milk with Christian iconography on it, I would be convinced that at least some Christians drink it.

 

[Stonetree]

I don't want to be disrespectful by joking about someone's chocolate milk. I will pray for those who take pleasure in making fun of chocolate bars, also..