Do you haiku? ^_^

[Wu Wei]

the diagnosis
acid reflux and now meds
will know in two weeks


ah acid reflux
medication for two weeks
but what can I eat


ah acid reflux
But I can't eat anything
dang its forced weight loss

 

[Revoltingest]

Acid reflux sux
You may still prey on hikers
But no late nite snax

 

[Brickjectivity]

feels like heart attack
but they tell me it is not
doctor tomorrow

hearts whistle along
they are our appliances
doing our laundry

they rarely complain
since they like repetition
hearts have boring jobs

just like programmers
or those insane IT folks
hearts love computers

they do not like rain
well they wouldn't if they could
I am projecting

 

[Wu Wei]

plain chicken sandwich
having the same damn problem
what the heck to eat

 

[Wu Wei]

drinking ginger tea
it helped greatly yesterday
only time will tell


next stop Prilosec
and take for two entire weeks
if symptoms go, stop

 

[Deidre]

drinking ginger tea
it helped greatly yesterday
only time will tell


next stop Prilosec
and take for two entire weeks
if symptoms go, stop

a medical haiku, i like it

 

[Revoltingest]

No remedy works?
So rub some bacon on it.
That's what I would do.

 

[Wu Wei]

bacon, greasy death
you're trying hard to kill me
I can respect that

 

[Revoltingest]

Chase me if you must
Sweet revenge will then be mine
I'll taste of bacon

 

[Wu Wei]

a two week head start
that is what I will give you
then its time to eat

 

[Wu Wei]

no more time to play
don't get to comfortable
SUPRISE, I'll be back

 

[Brickjectivity]

bears in dollar trees
wearing stones and gold rings
threaten to haiku

 

[Nyiix]

'Don't wait for my love'
Only tears, pain and regret
As she walked away

 

[Daemon Sophic]

drinking ginger tea
it helped greatly yesterday
only time will tell


next stop Prilosec
and take for two entire weeks
if symptoms go, stop

Some things must be stopped
Esophageal reflux
Choice. Pain or desire.


Stop to bring a cure....
caffeine, chocolate, OJ, pop.
No food after sup.

 

[Wu Wei]

anger does not help
I got angry yesterday
tell my wife to stop


health means more than math
you would think doctors knew that
apparently not

 

[Brickjectivity]

--Benjamin Franklin
"Beware of the young doctor
and the old barber"

 

[Wu Wei]

Benjamin Franklin
Poor Richard and Fart Proudly
both are from Franklin

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

See a whispered breath
Snow falls silent upon the trees
No haiku I hear

 

[Wu Wei]

quietly, snow falls
beautiful are the snow flakes
I could watch for hours

 

[Revoltingest]

Haikus are simple
Limericks are difficult
One common...one rare