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Do you haiku? ^_^

It Aint Necessarily So

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This was submitted to a humor site for Thanksgiving a few years back. It's a bit edgy (sexual innuendo), so I've concealed it:

With stuffing in hand,
Arm elbow deep in bird,
Her memory haunts.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Drive in, don't know why
sitting here for four hours
and I still don't know
 

Spice

StewardshipPeaceIntergityCommunityEquality
No intended harm.
Stayed quiet for far too long.
They asked. I answered.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I am bored bored bored
I am so very much bored
by the way, I'm bored
 

Spice

StewardshipPeaceIntergityCommunityEquality
Not the right privilege
To give a proper thumbs up,
Daily Tao - good one
 

Spice

StewardshipPeaceIntergityCommunityEquality
Sunshine makes me smile.
Drama makes me cringe outloud.
Choose the sun -- or duck!
 

Spice

StewardshipPeaceIntergityCommunityEquality
A song of childhood
A whistle -- one long, one short
Returned as "bob white"
 

Spice

StewardshipPeaceIntergityCommunityEquality
Do something stupid
Trusting in other's goodness.
But do not repeat.
 
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