Do you haiku? ^_^

[Wu Wei]

Back to my office
I want to retire now
2 or 3 years left

 

[It Aint Necessarily So]

This was submitted to a humor site for Thanksgiving a few years back. It's a bit edgy (sexual innuendo), so I've concealed it:

Spoiler: off color Thanksgiving haiku

With stuffing in hand,
Arm elbow deep in bird,
Her memory haunts.

 

[Wu Wei]

Drive in, don't know why
sitting here for four hours
and I still don't know

 

[Spice]

No intended harm.
Stayed quiet for far too long.
They asked. I answered.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am bored bored bored
I am so very much bored
by the way, I'm bored

 

[Spice]

@Wu Wei

Ah, retire, retire,
You may still get very much bored
But you'd be at home.

 

[Wu Wei]

@Wu Wei

Ah, retire, retire,
You may still get very much bored
But you'd be at home.

Retired I'm fine
I will have a lot to do
Work is in the way

 

[Spice]

Not the right privilege
To give a proper thumbs up,
Daily Tao - good one

 

[mangalavara]

It is time for bed
You cannot dine on good bread
Dream of pine instead

 

[Wu Wei]

Sinus infection
I'm so tired of these things
Amoxicillin

 

[IndigoChild5559]

I wrote this haiku upon my father’s death, but it works for any time of grieving or great sadness.



I remember the winter of endless rains

How it beat down like drums upon the window pains

I feared that spring would never come again

 

[Spice]

Sunshine makes me smile.
Drama makes me cringe outloud.
Choose the sun -- or duck!

 

[Wu Wei]

To much frustration
I don't know why I do it
Time to let it go

 

[Wu Wei]

Why do they tell lies
When the truth is so easy
A character flaw

 

[Spice]

A song of childhood
A whistle -- one long, one short
Returned as "bob white"

 

[Maninthemiddle]

Lotus blooms with grace,
Symbol of enlightenment,
Pure and undefiled.

 

[Wu Wei]

Now the time has come
Now I must decide what next
OK, going home

 

[Spice]

Do something stupid
Trusting in other's goodness.
But do not repeat.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

In seeking wisdom
Do something good for others,
but expect nothing.

 

[Wu Wei]

These are not Haiku
These are all Pie related
These are called Pieku

Apple pie is great
Pumpkin pie is very good
But then I like Pie

Apple Pie Breakfast
And then Apple Pie for lunch
I like eating pie

There are many pies
Apple, Blueberry, Pumkin
Too many to list

Mrs Wu made pie
Made a Wheat crust by mistake
Pie still delicious