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Do You Know Why You Don't Drink Beer?
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Makes sense.
Drinking lots of beer leads to puking. It's hard to be egotistic while cleaning up vomit.
Drinking lots and lots of beer leads to going to jail naked. It's very hard to be egotistic while in jail, naked.
People who avoid either cleaning up vomit or going to jail naked must be doing it because of an inflated sense of self-importance.
Drinking lots of beer leads to puking. It's hard to be egotistic while cleaning up vomit.
Drinking lots and lots of beer leads to going to jail naked. It's very hard to be egotistic while in jail, naked.
People who avoid either cleaning up vomit or going to jail naked must be doing it because of an inflated sense of self-importance.
Makes sense.
Drinking lots of beer leads to puking. It's hard to be egotistic while cleaning up vomit.
Drinking lots and lots of beer leads to going to jail naked. It's very hard to be egotistic while in jail, naked.
People who avoid either cleaning up vomit or going to jail naked must be doing it because of an inflated sense of self-importance.
Well and truly spoken!
methylatedghosts
Can't brain. Has dumb.
No, Bath, it's beer - you've just had too many beers and missed your mouth
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
I drink beer only moderately. So I'm neither egotistical or humble.
I know exactly why I don't drink beer. I don't drink beer when I run out of beer. :help:
It's an acquired taste.
Gentoo
The Feisty Penguin
So I hear, but why would you continue to drink something that tastes awful to get the acquired taste? That's lost on me
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
So I hear, but why would you continue to drink something that tastes awful to get the acquired taste? That's lost on me
Me too. <Sips beer>
So I hear, but why would you continue to drink something that tastes awful to get the acquired taste? That's lost on me
Did you enjoy sex for the very first time? You don't have to answer that, but you might get my point.
Hell yes I enjoyed sex the first time. Ricky baby, that analogy just doesn't work.
jeffrey
â Ãig Dogâ
I drink beer. I drink Bush Beer. No ego. Maybe sub par ego. Put in on the bottom of the cart. Sometimes I put Coors in the cart. Put that on top of the cart for all to see. Make an extra trip or 2 around the isles. Showing the beer off. When I'm ready to check out, I put the Coors back, pick up the Bush, and hide it on the bottom.
Smoke
Done here.
Beer, like religion, is all right in moderation.
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Surely you must be a daughter of Satan to speak such blasphemous words against the nectar of all the fun Gods!
Kungfuzed
Student Nurse
Actually, my ego is biggest when I'm naked. :cover:It's very hard to be egotistic while in jail, naked.