Do You Know Why You Don't Drink Beer?

[Bathsheba]

It's a parody of a particularly obnoxious and long-running thread.

EDIT: op, Bathsheba beat me to it.

It bears repeating ...

 

[Quagmire]

The reason I'm not drinking beer right now is because it's Phil's turn to buy this round (*hic* somebody kick him and wake him up!)

 

[methylatedghosts]

It bears repeating ...

Not "It beers repeating" ?

 

[Bathsheba]

Not "It beers repeating" ?

OMG, I really don't know why I don't believe. GASP

I can't beer the thought of going to hell, give me a drink damnit.

 

[methylatedghosts]

*Hands Bath a green glass bottle cooled to the perfect temperature, ready and waiting to be enjoyed to it's fullest"

I can't beer the thought of people being thrown into eternal fire if they only would partake in the cooling and social rituals of beer.

If only more people were like you, Bath!