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Does God Have a Problem?

A Vestigial Mote

Well-Known Member
I'd ask: "So, did you really do all that stuff they say you did? Man... that was some screwed up crap. You understand why I couldn't really worship you, right? Man that would have been weird. Well... wait... can I at least get a fist bump?"
 

`mud

Just old
Premium Member
"And the angels carry swords".... lov that !
Mind your manners here !
To afront `_OD` in dis-respect, incredible !
I'm going to have to honor the 'heavens', why !!!!
Did `god` make the heavens holy, like the `ghost`,
are the clouds holy also, and the throne, is it holy ?
What should one say to `GOD` ?
Aside from the weather, I see that the sun is always rising !
And there's an awful lot of clouds, and there's uncle Carl !!!
Yahhhh.....like hydrogen floats...yahhh
...it does ????
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
The ultimate self-created problem, then?
ahhhh.......no

I believe God had only one problem

How to have a conversation with someone other than Himself

Someone had to be first
and though the universe is a very large place
it would be solitary confinement if there is no one else

so....here we are

oh....perhaps you mean to say....
God created Man ....and the problem of Man realizing what it's about......
 

LuisDantas

Aura of atheification
Premium Member
Nope. I don't hold such a god-conception, even as a hypothetical.

When I imagine a deity it is not really much like that.
 
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