Don't pluck your eyebrows when you're drunk (and other life lessons)

[Alceste]

So, what have you learned this week? I've learned a valuable life lesson, and there will be no photos.

 

[Noaidi]

No photos? The only reason I clicked on this thread was to see photos.
Go on. Just one. Please?

 

[Caladan]

Never step (even innocently) on a pit/nest of oriental hornets. Damn I need to find a job at the library

 

[lunakilo]

Don't assume the rain isn't going to be so bad.

 

[Iti oj]

No photos? The only reason I clicked on this thread was to see photos.
Go on. Just one. Please?

This. Come on!!!

 

[9Westy9]

When you receive a phone call from an undisclosed number it's usually some sort of scam or sales person.

 

[Apex]

Don't assume the rain isn't going to be so bad.

This depends on where you are. I can't remember the last time I saw rain.

And I learned that sushi buffets should be treated with respect.

 

[savagewind]

It happened to me Christmas Eve but it happened to my friend yesterday so can I call it this week?

Do not drive your wheel into a pile of slushy snow. Drive around it.

 

[Rakhel]

So, what have you learned this week? I've learned a valuable life lesson, and there will be no photos.

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

On another note:
When a Spanish speaking radio station morning show starts talking about a Strap-on and glue, do not ask for the translation.

 

[McBell]

if you hear the toilet flush and then one of your children says "uh-oh" it is to late.

 

[Alceste]

No photos? The only reason I clicked on this thread was to see photos.
Go on. Just one. Please?

Ok. Maybe just one.

 

[Alceste]

Never step (even innocently) on a pit/nest of oriental hornets. Damn I need to find a job at the library

Ooh, I've stepped on a burrowing bees nest. Did that ever suck!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Ooh, I've stepped on a burrowing bees nest. Did that ever suck!

So did my daughter when she was 2. That was worse than when *I* was stung.

 

[McBell]

Never step (even innocently) on a pit/nest of oriental hornets. Damn I need to find a job at the library

Ooh, I've stepped on a burrowing bees nest. Did that ever suck!

A relative of mine thought that using gasoline would be a quick easy way to evict a burrowing bee nest.

He ended up with no hair on most his head, second and third degree burns on his hands and arms, and a nice sized hole in the hillside.

 

[lunakilo]

Something I learned last week (does that count?)
1) Assume all bicycle riders in the flock (including yourself) are total idiots.
2) Assume that to are twice as wide as you think you are.
3) Asfalt is hard.

 

[idav]

- I've learned that my kids literally know everything just like I did when I was their age.
- When the email is down, use a different method of contact to service the issue

 

[Penumbra]

So, what have you learned this week? I've learned a valuable life lesson, and there will be no photos.

Plucking while buzzed is fine though. Makes it easier, imo.

 

[Quagmire]

The best answer to a surprising number of life's questions is "who cares? ".

If you're stressing over a situation you're already dealing with it improperly.

Generally, it's a lot easier to move up-wind than it is to get your hippy friends to take a bath.

If someone starts sounding like a human fortune cookie, just nod. :yes:

 

[Me Myself]

If a sticker falls off your credit car DO NOT use that heat thing that you use for your hair to try to stick it back on the card.

Yes, it will be back in the card, but the card will melt. I´ve heard that there is a way this doesn´t happen with some type of thin in between the card and the heat thing... but my friend thought of that after she... humm... re-fashioned her money extracting tool

 

[Lady B]

once you reach 40, do not hide money saving it for a rainy day....you will forget where you hid it,uuuuuuuuugh