Don't pluck your eyebrows when you're drunk (and other life lessons)

[Kerr]

once you reach 40, do not hide money saving it for a rainy day....you will forget where you hid it,uuuuuuuuugh

If you live near a neighbor thats reached 40 its ok to sneak in at night an steal a little money from them, because they will just assume they have forgotten where it is .

 

[Lady B]

If you live near a neighbor thats reached 40 its ok to sneak in at night an steal a little money from them, because they will just assume they have forgotten where it is .

Which is what most likely happened...was it you?

 

[lunakilo]

If a sticker falls off your credit car DO NOT use that heat thing that you use for your hair to try to stick it back on the card.

Yes, it will be back in the card, but the card will melt. I´ve heard that there is a way this doesn´t happen with some type of thin in between the card and the heat thing... but my friend thought of that after she... humm... re-fashioned her money extracting tool

I am still truing to figure out what a credit car is

That 'heat thing that you use for your hair' ...
I knew it was important for spaceships and electrical cable. My husband complained yesterday that I didn't own one- apparently it is is good for softening the cable.

Or maybe it was another type of hair-heating-thing you were talking about.

Maybe if I was a real 'girl' I would understand.
Maybe I should try to be more of a girl for my husand. Maybe I should even try the plucking of my eyebrows-thing; even if I am drunk...

 

[Alceste]

I learned another one today. When you're playing in front of two hundred people, check first how see through your T-shirt is under bright stage lighting.