Dr. Dino tells us How the animals traveled from all over the world to the Ark

[Skwim]

"How did animals travel from all over the world to get to the Ark?

This question assumes that the world before the flood was like the world is today with animals specialized for certain areas. Today the world is 70% water and the oceans separate the continents. Also, some animals only live in a few selected locations. The Bible teaches that before the flood the water was gathered into one place (Genesis 1:9). There was probably one ocean and much more landmass. Also, if the climate was more temperate, animals could live in all types of places, which means Noah did not have to go gather animals from all over the world. In fact, the Bible says that the animals came to Noah (Genesis 6:20)."

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And No! :tsk: There will be no question and answer period here!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Don't you wish a huge anvil would fall out of the sky on these morons?

 

[Noaidi]

How did the animals know where to find Noah?
The 'explanations' some of these people come up with are just mental. They'll try anything to make it fit the stories.

 

[Skwim]

How did the animals know where to find Noah?
The 'explanations' some of these people come up with are just mental. They'll try anything to make it fit the stories.

And that's the whole fun of the thing, and why I hesitate in dropping an anvil out of the sky.

 

[Noaidi]

Yeah, they keep me amused too. Only up to a point, though...

 

[Skwim]

Yeah, they keep me amused too. Only up to a point, though...

And I too have a place in the sand where I draw a line: when it comes to brainwashing our children.

 

[Noaidi]

And I too have a place in the sand where I draw a line: when it comes to brainwashing our children.

Agreed. If adults want to believe this stuff with plenty of available evidence saying otherwise, then that's their choice.

 

[Nepenthe]

Teleportation.

All animals used to be able to teleport before the Deluge but lost the ability to do so after the effects of the water canopy altered the planet's atmospheric pressure and mutated every creatures DNA so they lost the ability to teleport.

It's there in Gen. 43:86.

 

[fallingblood]

which means Noah did not have to go gather animals from all over the world. In fact, the Bible says that the animals came to Noah (Genesis 6:20)."

I think that says it all. He makes an argument, and then betrays it by saying, oh God did it.

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Teleportation.

All animals used to be able to teleport before the Deluge but lost the ability to do so after the effects of the water canopy altered the planet's atmospheric pressure and mutated every creatures DNA so they lost the ability to teleport.

It's there in Gen. 43:86.

Of course...

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Most of them just took a flight - although, I know the Hippos didn't because Mr. Hippo didn't want some TSA loser fondling his junk.

 

[sniper762]

alaska and the polar ice was present during noah's day. the animals which inhabited those areas could not possibly have traveled to noah.

 

[Reptillian]

Most of them just took a flight - although, I know the Hippos didn't because Mr. Hippo didn't want some TSA loser fondling his junk.

The Hippos had their own helicopter.

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YouTube - Flavio and Marita

 

[Reptillian]

Maybe it was more like this Disney cartoon with Donald Duck:

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YouTube - Donald Duck - Noah´s Ark

With that music, I'd think the animals are graduating!

 

[outhouse]

i wonder if the phoney Dr is out of prison?

I watched a few vids of him today and he sure is a whack job out for money and he doesnt care who he brainwashes to get it.

 

[Sunstone]

The dinosaurs carried the other animals to the ark. That's why God made many dinosaurs so big -- so they could carry animals to the ark.

 

[Skwim]

i wonder if the phoney Dr is out of prison?

Nope.

"Tax evader wants sentence tossed out

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From staff reports • December 1, 2010
The former head of a creationism theme park in Pensacola has asked a federal judge to vacate his sentence.

Kent Hovind, 57, filed the motion Monday in the U.S. District Court Northern District of Florida. It says that both the prosecution and his court-appointed attorney erred at various stages in his tax fraud case.

Hovind, the founder of the Creation Science Evangelism ministry, is serving 10 years in federal prison for failing to pay the Internal Revenue Service more than $470,000 in employee taxes.

A judge ordered the seizure of Hovind's theme park, Dinosaur Adventure Land, as well as two bank accounts associated with the park to satisfy the $430,400 debt Hovind owes the federal government.

A hearing date on the motion wasn't set as of Tuesday [Nov. 30, 2010].

Hovind was found guilty in November 2006 on 58 counts, including failure to pay employee taxes and making threats against investigators."
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[outhouse]

Its a shame they convict him on brainwashing charges.

theres a large portion of the population that still believes in a young earth myth thanks to clowns like him

 

[McBell]

Its a shame they convict him on brainwashing charges.

theres a large portion of the population that still believes in a young earth myth thanks to clowns like him

It is rather interesting how religion gets a free ride on that aspect.

I mean, if I was to dupe thousands into giving me money I would be arrested...UNLESS I claimed to be part of a religion.