Dumb as a Stump

[monta]

Of course..but is your doctor a stump?When is the last time you had a stump over for dinner?Or do you seek out kit kats?

Love

Dallas

I have never had a stump over for dinner nor do I have a stump dr, and I have had kit kats in for coffee more times than I can remember I am stumpist.

Y'know, it actually reminds me more of Zenzero's avatar.

You could be on to something has anyone ever seen the stump and Zenzeros avatar in the same place at the same time?????

 

[DallasApple]

I have never had a stump over for dinner nor do I have a stump dr, and I have had kit kats in for coffee more times than I can remember I am stumpist.



You could be on to something has anyone ever seen the stump and Zenzeros avatar in the same place at the same time?????

You cant help it you were just brought up that way.

Have you ever been swimming with a stump?And if so did you get cuties?

Love

Dallas

 

[monta]

You cant help it you were just brought up that way.

Have you ever been swimming with a stump?And if so did you get cuties?

Love

Dallas

I would but I am afraid I might get splinters , that's not stumpist, it's a known fact stumps have splinters.

 

[ChristineES]

There could be a movie "The Man in the Tree Stump". It could be about a man who was transformed into a tree about 150 years ago, then the tree is chopped down. The the tree/man goes around to chop the ancestors who turned him into a tree in the first place.

 

[S-word]

You know that it's getting close to the time to exist this forum, when you find more stimulating conversation in pre-schools, among the little children than you do here.

 

[sojourner]

You know that it's getting close to the time to exist this forum, when you find more stimulating conversation in pre-schools, among the little children than you do here.

Just because wer'e stumped for conversation is no reason to leaf here. I'm going to go out on a limb and declare that I will put down roots here, and that many conversations will branch out from my doing so. Sure, this particular thread is a little trunkated, but I wooden advise getting crotchety over it. I think your bark is worse than your bite. But I wooden want to offend you by exposing your bias. It wood run against the grain of our philosophy here. Many budding theologians have sprouted here, despite all the saps.
I think you'd be nuts to give us up.

 

[Magic Man]

I can't help thinking of "Henry Poole Is Here" with Luke Wilson.

 

[sojourner]

This thread is a real Tree-t.

 

[Falvlun]

I understand finding images in things, and thinking it's neat. I don't understand the next step: let's go worship it/ ask for its blessing.

 

[mobious]

with all the trees in the world you are going to find a picture of what ever you want.

 

[S-word]

Just because wer'e stumped for conversation is no reason to leaf here. I'm going to go out on a limb and declare that I will put down roots here, and that many conversations will branch out from my doing so. Sure, this particular thread is a little trunkated, but I wooden advise getting crotchety over it. I think your bark is worse than your bite. But I wooden want to offend you by exposing your bias. It wood run against the grain of our philosophy here. Many budding theologians have sprouted here, despite all the saps.

I think you'd be nuts to give us up.

Ah, with blokes like you around sojourner, I wooden wanna be anywhere else?

 

[sojourner]

Ah, with blokes like you around sojourner, I wooden wanna be anywhere else?

This is the first time in my life I've ever been referred to as a "bloke."
As a bloke, does that make me just a little knotty? or nice?

 

[S-word]

This is the first time in my life I've ever been referred to as a "bloke."

As a bloke, does that make me just a little knotty? or nice?

I hope you are not confusing "Bloke" which is English slang for 'a fellow or a man,' with a block of knotty wood, for if I had an axe to grind, you know where it wood end up.

 

[sojourner]

I hope you are not confusing "Bloke" which is English slang for 'a fellow or a man,' with a block of knotty wood, for if I had an axe to grind, you know where it wood end up.

I saw that one coming! But I logged it down to another bit of humor. Just a chip off the old block, so to speak.

When the chips are down, it's best to kindle humor.

 

[Sundree]

HAHAHA! You guys crack me up

 

[S-word]

I saw that one coming! But I logged it down to another bit of humor. Just a chip off the old block, so to speak.

When the chips are down, it's best to kindle humor.

I saw the limb you went out on. ZZZZZZ, Look out below, here comes sojourner.

 

[sojourner]

I saw the limb you went out on. ZZZZZZ, Look out below, here comes sojourner.

Maybe I'll just brush that off!
Leaf it alone, so to speak.
I wooden want to stick it to you, you know!

On the other hand, it affords me a wonderful opportunity to say that my aspen hurtin'! But I suppose such a statement wood make me unpoplar.


BTW, we could get another person in on this, but, as we all know, tree is a crowd.

 

[Perfect Circle]

What about in this one?

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I didn't see it at first... but then I turned my head left, and BAM! It's pretty cool. I also like that fact that there's nobody gawking at it in the picture.

 

[Perfect Circle]

Is it possible to OD on puns...

 

[monta]

Is it possible to OD on puns...

I wooden know, actually yes, yes it is :yes: