Enemies of Revoltistan

[Revoltingest]

I'm still evaluating. Apart from being in with the 'cool kids', they're yet to identify benefits.
Is there a 'Friends of Revolistan' list? Do they get a coffee card for free macchiato with every sixth positive post about your fine/disastrous country?

(Sorry on that last sentence, but I'm still trying to work out how to effectively sell my loyalty on this.)

Friends?
I don't know the term.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Friends?
I don't know the term.

Oh, you don't need to be friends with the 'Friends of Revolistan'.
It's merely a more acceptable way of tagging a transactional relationship of mutual convenience.

Traditionally the term 'marriage' is also used for this...lol

 

[Viker]

It was actually the RF staff lav....

Oh well. Friendly fire happens.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, you don't need to be friends with the 'Friends of Revolistan'.
It's merely a more acceptable way of tagging a transactional relationship of mutual convenience.

Traditionally the term 'marriage' is also used for this...lol

Revoltistan doesn't have friends....just operatives, victims, & enemies.

 

[Quagmire]

I refuse to take sides.
(Which really means I'll be selling arms to both sides).

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Revoltistan doesn't have friends....just operatives, victims, & enemies.

Obviously. But you really should consider tagging your victims as 'friends'. It does grease the wheels, so to speak.

Couple of things to note...
1. Notice how smoothly I dropped a machinery based analogy into my advice? It's tailored advice like that which has allowed me to call myself a 'consultant' despite a complete lack of discernible skills.

2. Having advised you to tag victims as 'friends', I'd like to formally withdraw my application for consideration. I am hereby Switzerland, in do far as going to concentrate on chocolate and avoid conflict for a while.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I refuse to take sides.
(Which really means I'll be selling arms to both sides).

Now...I've been embarrassingly confused on this before and arrived to a pickup with a refrigerated truck when it wasn't required.

Are you talking about arms a hand can shoot with, or arms a hand can hang off the end of?

Either way, I'm in, but in one case I'm more concerned about the ability to conceal down my pants.

 

[Viker]

I've decided to take Iceland's position on this matter.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I bombed that structure the other day.

Did you manage to keep collateral damage to a minimum? I've heard stories about horrendous casualties amongst civilian bystanders as a result of indiscriminate bombing...

 

[Viker]

Did you manage to keep collateral damage to a minimum? I've heard stories about horrendous casualties amongst civilian bystanders as a result of indiscriminate bombing...

Yes and no. There was one office worker as a casualty.

 

[Revoltingest]

Obviously. But you really should consider tagging your victims as 'friends'. It does grease the wheels, so to speak.

Couple of things to note...
1. Notice how smoothly I dropped a machinery based analogy into my advice? It's tailored advice like that which has allowed me to call myself a 'consultant' despite a complete lack of discernible skills.

2. Having advised you to tag victims as 'friends', I'd like to formally withdraw my application for consideration. I am hereby Switzerland, in do far as going to concentrate on chocolate and avoid conflict for a while.

You just made an enemy for life!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Yes and no. There was one office worker as a casualty.

We're marking that down as 'acceptable'.
But next time, consider using drones, instead of putting yourself in the area. The potential for splash damage is simply too high.
Ahem.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You just made an enemy for life!

That's how my wedding vows ended. Are you sure we're not married now?

 

[Revoltingest]

That's how my wedding vows ended. Are you sure we're not married now?

Well, it is legal in Australiastan now, eh.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Well, it is legal in Australiastan now, eh.

Yup. We managed to hurdle over our own apathy at the speed of slugs. Yay us!!

 

[sun rise]

In Revoltistan, the biggest enemy is of course @Revoltingest when he looks in the mirror or channeling his ethnic heritage

 

[sun rise]

And we of course know how it happened

 

[RestlessSoul]

Earlier this afternoon, I was informed by @Revoltingest that I have been placed on Revoltistan's enemies list. (The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 2! | Page 3654 | Religious Forums)

A few posts later, @sun rise was added to the same list.

The list itself is probably hidden in a secret vault in Revoltistan's capitol building, as shown below:

So, does anyone else want to confess to being on this roster of ignominy?

That's not the world's largest toilet. The world's largest toilet is Portsmouth.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Revoltistan doesn't have friends....just operatives, victims, & enemies.

But that requires more effort than the occasional disagreement. You're really taxing me expecting more. Like being an operative. I play poker because I don't like operating for others. And being a victim? You want me to be a victim? And enemy? That's gonna drain my damns saving account, bounce the crap checks, and put me way over my allotted budget of ****s.

 

[Heyo]

I bombed that structure the other day.

Explosive diarrhoea?