Ever sat on your balls?

[Rival]

Some of the gals on these threads have a set,
but they can't sit on them !
Or can they ?

Nope.

 

[Spiderman]

Nope.

They also do not pee on the toilet seat and do not let the organ between their legs do all their thinking for them.

Better to remain single.

 

[`mud]

Toilets are not urinals, sit on them !
But....keep your toys out of the water !

 

[columbus]

We have to think of making bra for the balls.

Here in the civilized world we have them.

It's pretty easy.
Tom

 

[FearGod]

Here in the civilized world we have them.
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It's pretty easy.
Tom

During sports, yes

 

[Jumi]

Got thrown on a bike a couple of times landed on them. Been kicked in spars... elbowed by accident... Fun isn't it? Still doesn't get near the top of painful things. If you have adrenaline you just power through it in a while.

 

[columbus]

During sports, yes

No.
Tom

 

[FearGod]

No.
Tom

Do you mean panties or the Jockstraps?

 

[columbus]

Do you mean panties or the Jockstraps?

Neither.

I wear what is known around here as "tighty whiteys". Sturdy, washable, underwear that keep my boys in place and out of harms way.

PM me for details if you're unfamiliar with civilization.
Tom

 

[Jainarayan]

How about the negative?

A friend had just had a shower, dried went downstairs naked and sat on his settee to watch tv. Unbeknown to him his balls had slipped down the gap between the cushions. He watched tv for a bit before his doorbell rang. In his panic to get upstairs before his wife answered the door he leaped up leaving his balls trapped in the gap.

Ouch

I just got an electric shock running up the back of my legs reading that.

 

[Jainarayan]

When I used to live in Montana, people would eat the testicles of bulls. I wonder if ovaries taste similar.

That reminds me of a story:

While sipping his tequila, an American tourist in Spain noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. It looked good. It smelled good.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on holiday down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull he wins."

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Testicles are very unfortunate organs. All that nonsense just to keep sperm a few degrees cooler. Very strange that balls are seen as symbols of manhood since they're so fragile and shrink and go back into the body due to temperature or fright. Not very "manly".

 

[Father Heathen]

Another quality @PopeADope thread.

 

[FearGod]

Neither.

I wear what is known around here as "tighty whiteys". Sturdy, washable, underwear that keep my boys in place and out of harms way.

PM me for details if you're unfamiliar with civilization.
Tom

We don't use these advanced panties, we use the plastic bags as underwear.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

There's a construction site that blocks off one of my usual routes to the store. I climbed over some concrete slabs to get out of the street, and then I sat down on one of the concrete slabs and felt like i nearly crushed my left testicle. Does that ever happen to you?

It's a guy thing. Ever had any other problems with your balls? I've been punched and kicked in the family Jewels. I'm not sure why we were created or evolved into creatures with such painful nuts.

It's a guy thing.

I know this post is a year old but ya bro. I can't tell you how many times I hurt my nuts. I know the pain of sitting on them too.