Everyone get ready! I've never tried this before!

[Wirey]

Ladies, I am uninterested in you.

 

[Buttercup]

We already know this, Wire. I've been wearing condoms on my fingertips when I respond to your posts.

 

[Wirey]

We already know this, Wire. I've been wearing condoms on my fingertips when I respond to your posts.

I wish I had when I wrote them.

 

[Buttercup]

I wish I had when I wrote them.

I'm sending you a bill, too. Do you know how expensive 10 condoms are?

 

[columbus]

I hereby nominate Wirey for "honorary queer". Do I have a second?


Why thank you @Buttercup .

The motion has been made and seconded. All in favor raise your hand.

Oh my goodness....

Tom

 

[Buttercup]

You have my second, Columbo.

Now, I'm going shopping for Wire.

He needs something nicer to wear than the overalls w/bib that those Canadians wear.

 

[Laika]

Ladies, I am uninterested in you.

 

[Quetzal]

le gasp!

 

[Buttercup]

I hereby nominate Wirey for "honorary queer". Do I have a second?

It's now official from this day forward. Congratulations, Wirey. You sure know how to spread the love!

[GALLERY=media, 7246]The-Lamellar-font-b-Rainbow-b-font-Colors-artwork-font-b-poster-b-font-fabric-cloth by Buttercup posted Jan 21, 2016 at 9:34 AM[/GALLERY].

 

[Wirey]

I'd like to thank all the jealous people who made this possible.

 

[columbus]

You have my second, Columbo.

What took me aback was the crowd of screaming women who tried to vote with both hands and both tits.
Sorry ladies, I don't give four votes to anyone. See "Robert's Rules". It is in there somewhere. You can't vote with your boobs.
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

What took me aback was the crowd of screaming women who tried to vote with both hands and both tits.
Sorry ladies, I don't give four votes to anyone. See "Robert's Rules". It is in there somewhere. You can't vote with your boobs.
Tom

Male privilege!
Patriarchy!
Robert's Rules was written by a man.

I move that we adopt Buttercup's Rules.

 

[columbus]

I'd like to thank all the jealous people who made this possible.

Now that @Buttercup has voted.

Wanna trade pics?
Tom

 

[Wirey]

Now that @Buttercup has voted.

Wanna trade pics?
Tom

 

[columbus]

@Deidre
You made a good choice. Happy nuptuals.
Tom

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Ladies, I am uninterested in you.

Let me offer a bit of advice: when it comes to women, chloroform is more effective than reverse psychology.

 

[Revoltingest]

Let me offer a bit of advice: when it comes to women, chloroform is more effective than reverse psychology.

I'm a big fan of sincerity.
Learn to fake that, & you've got it made.

 

[Buttercup]

I just realized I misread Wirey's OP. I thought he said "interested in you ".

Guess my mental processes could not grasp the concept I was reading. Somehow, this is even more funny to me now, though.

I think I spend too much time on a computer.

 

[Deidre]

@Deidre
You made a good choice. Happy nuptuals.
Tom

yea, not a snowball's chance in.........

wait a minute...



i'll always luv ya, wirey!!

 

[Jiddanand]

Wearing condoms on fingers. That was hilarious.[emoji3]