We see what you see, but we interpret it differently. I have a naturalistic candidate hypothesis for the existence of the universe that you seem to have dropped from your list of possibilities for no sound reason, an incredulity fallacy: I just don't see how it happened without an intelligent designer, therefore one must exist. If you understood the science, you would see how it might have occurred without a god.
Science has been steadily removing gods from physical processes for centuries now, producing what is now called the god of the gaps (in knowledge). The ruler god was dismissed after the first wave of scientists revealed the clockwork universe, where no god was needed to make the sun pass through the sky or electrons through a wire. Deism was born, the idea that god doesn't affect the universe. A god was stuill needed to build the universe, but not to run it.
Then came the second wave of scientists that showed us that material evolution (the Big Bang) and biological evolution could build the universe from a singularity and the tree of life from a single ancestral population.
Notice the special pleading fallacy in the incredulity fallacy, where you find a universe too complicated to exist undesigned an uncreated, but not the god posited to account for that degree of complexity. A god capable of creating such a universe would seem to be much less likely to exist undesigned and uncreated than its creation, but this gets a pass in the analysis.
The problem disappears when we recognize the distinction between sound waves and sound. A falling tree generates waves in the atmosphere around it, which are converted to sound by a mind. Sound doesn't exist outside of minds, like color. If there is nobody to hear the tree fall (animals that can hear count), sound waves are generated, but they are not converted to sound. Even if a tape recorder is capturing the event, there is still no sound until the tape is played to a hearing mind.
Does a dog whistle make a sound? Not to a human ear. Sound wave impact the ear drum, but the cochlea and auditory cortex don't generate sound.
Faith is a logical error. It cannot be a path to truth, since wrong ideas are as easily believed by faith as correct ones. What we want is a method to decide which ideas are correct and which are not so that only the former are believed. Critical thinking does this. Faith does not.
As for judging faith-based thinkers, I believe that they've made a mistake believing by faith, and place no value in any conclusions such a person has arrived at using faith-based premises. If a conclusion is predicated on a god belief, it's no more sound than the god belief, and of no value to the skeptic.
For some reason, this position irritates the faith-based thinker, who generally sees it as a personal attack, and becomes angry. I don't really understand that reaction. I know that he has no respect for the way I think or what I believe, either, but I don't know why I would have an emotional reaction to that or be personally offended, so I don't know why he does.
That's sarcasm, not religion. What do you think those people are doing in these "churches"? Not what goes on in a religious meeting.
The FSM meme was created to point out the absurdity of teaching creationism repackaged as intelligent design to skirt the law in the Kansas public school system.
Here's my prayer to his Noodliness You would be making a mistake to consider this an actual prayer as you would be to think that a FSM meeting place called a church has religious people in it. Both are humor:
Blessed be the Flying Spaghetti Monster, born of extra virgin olive oil, delivered Little Caesarian (in 30 minutes or less) and cast out of the Olive Garden carrying the Ten Condiments, who has come for our salivation. Killed by the Antipasto as foretold in the book of Romanos, Our Savory was snagged by a giant twirling fork, placed on a plate, and hurled onto a wall, where He stuck and dried for our sins. Cheese's Crust, how grated thou art! May there be pizza on earth and gouda will toward men.
Religion plays no part in the enduring work of either man. An atheist with Newton's mathematical skills could have written Principia except for the part where Newton invokes God to keep the planets in their orbits, since his math suggested that Jupiter and Saturn would throw planets like earth into the sun or out of the solar system. Successful theistic scientists learn how to compartmentalize their faith-based thinking and leave it outside of the laboratory or observatory. As soon as faith enters the process, it ceases to be science.
Incidentally, Laplace removed the ghost from the machine a century later by developing the mathematics necessary to demonstrate that the solar system was stable without the hand of any god. One less job for gods to do, which is the pattern of the entire history of science.
Appetizer: Deviled eggs
Main course: Shrimp diablo
Dessert: Devil's food cake
I think you have that backward. You think we are like you. You use every religious concept you can think of to describe us. To you, we're evangelists, steeped in faith, and our worldviews religions.
"I always flinch in embarrassment for the believer who trots out, 'Atheism is just another kind of faith,' because it's a tacit admission that taking claims on faith is a silly thing to do. When you've succumbed to arguing that the opposition is just as misguided as you are, it's time to take a step back and rethink your attitudes." - Amanda Marcotte
Many faith-based thinkers seem to be unaware that it is possible to only think critically. It's really pretty easy to eliminate faith-based thinking and faith-based beliefs from one's repertoire, but it generally requires a university education. In a class on evolution, you'll see the evidence and argument Darwin used to arrive at his conclusions, and your professor won't ask you if you believe it, just whether you learned what was taught. In time, one learns to think only in that matter when deciding what is true about the world, and goes back and removes the faith-based ideas that crept in before learning to think like that, which is what the church leaders are afraid of when Johnny goes off to college.