Evolution - a very bad joke...

[Alceste]

I admit no mistake.
I think I'm on to something.
Still no clue which weighs more?

According to old Murphy's claim
My panties will burst into flame
Should I walk around nude
Though that might be thought rude,
Or is Murphy's trite conjecture lame?

 

[Revoltingest]

According to old Murphy's claim
My panties will burst into flame
Should I walk around nude
Though that might be thought rude,
Or is Murphy's trite conjecture lame?

Murphy's Law speaks to what can happen.
What possible events in your nether regions would be incendiary?

 

[Orias]

Murphy's Law speaks to what can happen.
What possible events in your nether regions would be incendiary?

Fart

A minor explosion between a person's legs.

 

[Revoltingest]

Fart
A minor explosion between a person's legs.

At the risk of my sounding too coarse,
she'd need copious methane, of course.
But in that location
to start oxidation
she would still need an ignition source.

 

[Autodidact]

Murphy's Law speaks to what can happen.
What possible events in your nether regions would be incendiary?

Wouldn't you like to know.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wouldn't you like to know.

Hmmmm......on 2nd thought, I'm sorry I asked.
She's Canadian, you know.

 

[Alceste]

At the risk of my sounding too coarse,
she'd need copious methane, of course.
But in that location
to start oxidation
she would still need an ignition source.

I often recline on a comfy chaise longe
With a smile on my face and a heart full of song
After robbing canteens
Of their cabbage and beans
And finishing off with a beer and a bong.